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  • September 21, 2010
    John Matthews is a man. A man who used to have a little worm eating its way around his eyeball before a doctor PEW PEW PEWed that little SOB with a laser. Lasers: what CAN'T they do? That was a trick question, lasers can do everything. John Matthews loves to hunt turkeys an... / Continue →
  • August 26, 2010
    Note: Much larger version HERE in case you're actually an optometrist and want to print it out and use it. This is a sci-fi eye chart. WTF's a sci-fi eye chart? I'm glad you asked, because now I have the perfect opportunity to try out this new copy/paste feature my teacher j... / Continue →
  • July 16, 2010
    These adaptive-lens eyeglasses were designed by Adlens to correct almost anybody's vision, all with the simple twist of a knob. Holy shit, technology! (Call me when there's a monocle version) How they work: The lenses are hollow, with a plastic sheet stretched across it on t... / Continue →
  • May 12, 2010
    But not really. I'd actually feel cooler wearing Geordi La Forge glasses because at least then people would think they're x-ray specs when I'm staring at their crotch and laughing. Now they just think I'm a creep. Look3D is one of a handful of companies readying "designer" 3... / Continue →
  • April 11, 2010
    Note: Click HERE for a full-size version of the image for the full effect. This is a stereoscopic shot of the moon. So if you cross your eyes like you would a Magic Eye picture, you should be able to see our natural satellite in 3-D. Oooooor get frustrated and Hulk-smash you... / Continue →
  • January 18, 2010
    When I was 12 I was convinced this is what the future would look like. Needless to say, I've had to develop some pretty serious defense mechanisms to deal with disappointment in the past 16 years. But I haven't given up -- I WILL be blinded by science laser aereolas. Or die ... / Continue →
  • January 14, 2010
    Now we've known about eyeball tattoos for awhile now, just not that people were getting them done in the slammer. Honestly, there are just some things I just wouldn't want to get done in prison: my ass, and every single other thing ever. But did that stop David Boltjes and Pa... / Continue →
  • December 8, 2009
    So allegedly there's a new eye surgery that allows patients to achieve 'HD vision'. Weird, I thought all vision was high definition. But what the hell do I know? I'm no ophthalmologist, I'm just a guy that spiced up an ordinarily boring eyeball graphic with LASER VISION!!! ... / Continue →
  • July 7, 2009
    You know what I hate about bicycling? All the pedaling. I have tiny chicken legs and can't even pedal my Big Wheels to the mailbox without running out of steam and crashing into the azaleas. But for your hardier folk, the LightLane is a little laser system that attaches to y... / Continue →
  • May 5, 2009
    Born without ears? Lose them in a samurai sword fight? Whatever the case, for those of you who have found yourself both aurally and ocularly challenged, you may want to consider pierced glasses. Pierced glasses are a pair of prescription eyeglasses that stay affixed to your ... / Continue →