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  • October 9, 2015
    This is a commercial for the Squatty Potty, a footstool you use while dropping kids off at the pool that's supposed to unkink your bowels and provide a free-flow of children off the bus like you're letting them use both the regular door and emergency door in the back. That was... / Continue →
  • September 21, 2015
    This is the Unicorn Tear Gin Liqueur available from Firebox. It costs $62 a bottle and comes with real pieces of silver inside. Think Goldschläger, but with today's underage drinkers in mind. Gin though? I feel like gin is more of an adult's drink. I only drink gin when I ... / Continue →
  • January 29, 2015
    You had me at Space Raptor Butt Invasion. Because dino homoerotica is all the rage these days (a rage I 100% started by the way), this is a series of dinosaur and mythical beast homoerotica published by Chuck Tingle (who may or may not have taken his name from the map-selling ... / Continue →
  • April 30, 2014
    This is the Instructable created by Danger Is My Middle name (mine's Dickdragon) for how to make your own Unicorn Barf dessert treats. They're basically Rice Krispy treats made with those hard cereal marshmallows instead of crispies. Plus they can probably double as unicorn t... / Continue →
  • August 1, 2013
    Own a horse? Me neither. But if I did you can bet your sweet ass I'd be riding that sucker in full knight's armor and rescuing damsels in distress. Oooooor getting kicked out of the bar for trying to ride him in there. I TOLD YOU, HE'S A COMPANION ANIMAL. These are the uni... / Continue →
  • March 4, 2013
    Because what furry/My Little Pony cosplayer wants to wear a wig and a SEPARATE unicorn horn, Etsy seller GimmCat is selling wigs with pre-attached horns. Plus ears. She also sells tails but you have to buy those separately. I'm particularly fond of this model because I've al... / Continue →
  • February 26, 2013
    Because every girl deserves a pair of unicorn boots in her closet, Etsy seller Oonacat will customize you a pair. The boots (starting at $440) are made-to-order, so you can even suggest your own embellishments. I want mine to leave a rainbow pattern in the dirt! More of a dr... / Continue →
  • November 30, 2012
    Korean unicorns are different from the unicorns you probably think of. These are Korean unicorns in the picture. As you can see, they're much more colorful and their corns are way more penis-y than their western counterparts. I like that about them. And now North Korea's st... / Continue →
  • February 8, 2012
    This is an AR-15 assault rifle with attached battery-driven chainsaw and decked out with a unicorn motif. I love rainbows and stickers! I'm not sure if it's FOR hunting unicorns or what, but I did just buy one and make my roommate run around the apartment with a party hat on ... / Continue →
  • March 15, 2011
    Note: Full picture after the jump, which, while everything IS covered, may be considered NSFW depending on how your employer feels about fine art. YOU CAN'T FIRE ME FOR BEING CULTURED. There's magical, and then there's naked lady unicorn mask on the beach magical. Or is tha... / Continue →