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Wikipedia's Comparison Of Vampire Traits

This is part of a chart comparing the traits of various vampires. As you can see, there's little to no consistency between vampire franchises. This is the...
January 27, 2010

For Twihards: Team Jacob Laptop Decals

I don't really understand the Team Edward/Team Jacob rivalry but from what I've gathered it has something to do with if you'd rather have sex with a...
November 27, 2009

For You Twi-hards: Three Wolf Moon Trailer

To celebrate how much New Moon sucked the proverbial shimmering wang, here's a trailer for Three Wolf Moon, which, at least based on this video, might actually...
November 23, 2009

What In The...?: Vampire Mouth In A Can

This vampire mouth in a can is actually a male sex toy. It's the completely inappropriate $45 Fleshlight Sex in a Can 'Succu Dry'. Not even kidding,...
October 26, 2009