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  • January 6, 2011
    Your crack's peepin'! This is Cathy Ward. Cathy is a crazed Twilight fan (like most of them). She waited till she was 49 to get her first tattoo, which just so happens to be this monstrosity. Personally, I would've slept on the decision for another 200 years. Get it? Like... / Continue →
  • June 29, 2010
    As news that should come to no surprise to anyone who's ever talked to somebody obsessed with the series, Twilight can seriously skew a person's view of relationships, and actually make their own, non-sparkly-vampire-movie-ones, suffer. The [Los Angeles] Times found women who ... / Continue →
  • January 27, 2010
    This is part of a chart comparing the traits of various vampires. As you can see, there's little to no consistency between vampire franchises. This is the appearances chart, but if you go to Wikipedia they also have comparisons of weaknesses, supernatural powers, reproduction... / Continue →
  • November 28, 2009
    TMsILF? No. NOT WORTH IT. Picture Thanks to Carrie, who doesn't fantasize about relationships with vampires OR cut herself.... / Continue →
  • November 27, 2009
    I don't really understand the Team Edward/Team Jacob rivalry but from what I've gathered it has something to do with if you'd rather have sex with a vampire or werewolf. Me? I've always been a gargoyle kind of guy. These laptop decals are available from Etsy seller vinylfrui... / Continue →
  • November 23, 2009
    To celebrate how much New Moon sucked the proverbial shimmering wang, here's a trailer for Three Wolf Moon, which, at least based on this video, might actually be worth watching. That said, I did go see New Moon this weekend BUT ONLY TO MAKE A BOOTLEG. Line starts by the gara... / Continue →
  • October 26, 2009
    This vampire mouth in a can is actually a male sex toy. It's the completely inappropriate $45 Fleshlight Sex in a Can 'Succu Dry'. Not even kidding, no matter how badly I wish I was. Now I don't really want to go into too many details, but those fangs aren't even functional.... / Continue →
  • August 25, 2009
    That's right folks, now there's a Twilight/vampire themed sex toy. It's a sparkly dildo and marks the coming of the apocalypse. Updated by popular request... Yes the The Vamp retains hot and cold temperature. Toss it in the fridge for that authentic experience (OR A FIRE!).... / Continue →