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  • September 16, 2015
    These are the $10 Darth Vader and Stormtrooper porch light covers available from ThinkGeek. They make perfect Halloween decorations. Me? I don't have a porch light. I do a nightlight though, because i don't f*** with ghosts. "Awwwww, little GW is afraid of ghosts." Hey --... / Continue →
  • September 10, 2015
    Ever wanted a semi-realistic Joker crawling out of your flower bed? Well you are IN LUCK MY INTERNET FRIEND, because ThinkGeek is selling this DC Joker Ground Breaker lawn ornament ($90) just for people like you. It measures 36" wide, 24" deep and 10" tall and is recommended ... / Continue →
  • August 25, 2015
    This is the chainmail wine bottle sleeve available from ThinkGeek ($25). It keeps your wine bottle safe from sword and arrow attacks. It does not keep your wine bottle safe from being opened and drank though, which is why I'm a little bit tipsy right now. *hiccup* Hey. Hey.... / Continue →
  • July 24, 2015
    This is the $40 Rocket Raccoon backpack available from ThinkGeek (and possibly other places but I didn't look because you never hired me as your personal shopper even though I think I'd be great at it because we have the same taste. Do you like Watermelon Sour Patch Kids? "YE... / Continue →
  • July 21, 2015
    This is the Magical Unicorn Umbrella available from ThinkGeek ($15). It has a unicorn head handle and a rainbow canopy. It provides +5 whimsy on rainy days, and the standard -10 luck if ever opened indoors. You know, I opened an umbrella indoors once. Life has been miserabl... / Continue →
  • July 9, 2015
    The Dragonscale Handbag of Holding is a $60 handbag available from ThinkGeek. It has 15 pockets for storing a shit-ton of stuff, a faux dragonscale exterior (actually vegan leather) and a zipper pull that looks like a D20. That is probably the nicest thing about it. The nice... / Continue →
  • July 9, 2015
    This is the $30 Knight Rider K.I.T.T. USB Car Charger available from ThinkGeek. It plugs into a car's 12V power socket/cigarette lighter and has two USB charging ports. Plus it lights up and talks. However it will NOT drive your car for you, although I convinced my roommate ... / Continue →
  • June 25, 2015
    This is the Back To The Future levitating hoverboard desktop toy available from ThinkGeek ($40). It floats on a series of rare earth magnets and will hover back and forth after given a push. Sadly, it is probably the closest many of us will ever come to getting to play with a... / Continue →
  • June 5, 2015
    This is the $150 officially licensed Han Solo frozen in carbonite mini fridge available from ThinkGeek (soon to be GameGeekThinkStop, who will buy back your previously used products for pennies on the dollar). It's weird this was actually a rejected Star Wars product considere... / Continue →
  • June 2, 2015
    Well it seemed like the fat lady had already sung and was headed to get a sandwich when I reported Hot Topic was buying ThinkGeek last week, but it appears GameStop has swooped in like some kind of eagle that only gives me $3.29 trade-in on most of my used games and claimed the... / Continue →