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Coffee Lids: Now w/ More Fresh Ground Smell

You know what the problem with coffee is? You can't inject it. Also, apparently some people complain about not being able to smell their coffee while they're...
August 5, 2011

Not Kosher: Bacon-Flavored Toothpaste

All my teeth have already rotted out because I pass out drunk on the floor somewhere between the kitchen and living room every night without brushing, but...
February 11, 2011

Whipped Lightning: Alcoholic Whipped Cream

Alcohol and whippits in the same container? WHAT IS IT, MY BIRTHDAY?! (It's not, but it actually is The Superficial Writer's -- HAPPY BIRTHDAY!) That's right folks,...
February 28, 2010

That....Looks Like S#!7: Pac-Man Cookie Bun

For Pac-Man's 30th anniversary a chain of convenience stores in Japan will be selling his likeness in the shape of questionably filled cookie buns. Mmmmmm!! Now call...
January 15, 2010

Branded Jägermeister Cooler With Tap

I can't drink Jäger because it makes my clothes fall off and catch fire and me fight people and break stuff and all kinds of other awesome...
August 31, 2009

Mega Man Energy Drink Coming Soon

It seems like every video game character out there wants his own damn energy drink these days. So it comes as no surprise that Mega Man (who...
August 21, 2008