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  • April 23, 2014
    What the -- 100% cotton?! Because life is hard without the right novelty products to make it through the day, here's a compilation of people sucking at life in infomercials. It's got it all -- the woman who can't tie a towel around herself after a shower, people who can't cra... / Continue →
  • November 3, 2011
    "Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering." 30-year old Rickie La-Douche La-Touche suffocated his wife with a pillow after she destroyed the Star Wars toy collection he'd been collecting since childhood. He's been sentenced to life and will undoubtedl... / Continue →
  • November 2, 2011
    Seen here looking exactly like the kind of person you'd expect to shoot a neighbor after accusing them of telepathic threats, 53-year old batshit stupid Michael Selleneil stares down a police department camera for trying to steal his soul. The suspect insisted to investigators... / Continue →
  • September 8, 2011
    This is video surveillance footage of Gumby trying to rob a 7-11 convenience store in San Diego, California. Unfortunately for him, the clerk didn't take him seriously. And how could you? "Robbery, LOLOL! But seriously where's Pokey -- did you tie him to the pay-phone?" Sa... / Continue →