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  • March 25, 2010
    This is what a steampunk stormtrooper's helmet might look like. Or it might look entirely different, it's really hard to say because George Lucas is a jerk and desecrated my childhood. Regardless, like the Trade Federation motto goes, "brass, glass or coal gas, no one rides f... / Continue →
  • March 20, 2010
    This is a picture of a steampunk'd Princess Leia and Boba Fett from deviantARTist onewhospinsflags. Good lookin', onewhospinsflags. Say, you don't happen to know onewhospinshislittlepeeneraroundlikeahelicopter, do you? Because I sat next to him on the bus once. I think he s... / Continue →
  • September 29, 2009
    This is a steampunk arcade machine built from scratch by Dough Haffner, a 9 1/2 fingered carpenter (not unlike Jesus' father! No, not God. The other one). At least that's all he's lost! Because there's nothing worse than only being able to count to seven on all your fingers... / Continue →
  • May 4, 2009
    This steampunk vibrator was created by metal worker Ani Niow and really works, provided you don't mind melting your hand off to pleasure yourself (I came close once after a 14 hour marathon). While it technically does run off steam, Niow cautions you'll need to wear insulated ... / Continue →
  • March 16, 2009
    I have no idea what you're looking at either. But whatever it is, it's looking back. Apparently it's some sort of custom iPod Nano (1st gen) case and docking station. I SAID STOP STARING AT ME. That's it, where's my laser pointer? The design is inspired by Mary Shelley's F... / Continue →
  • March 12, 2009
    This is the world's most complicated corkscrew. It not only opens a bottle, but pours it into your glass as well. The machine was allegedly made out of 300+ found parts and is going into limited production of 100 units. Which makes me wonder just how "found" the parts really... / Continue →
  • February 19, 2009
    This is a steampunk computer affectionately known by its creater Dana Mattocks as 'Frankenstein Steampunk'. Personally, I would have named it Frankensteam or Steamenstein, but that's just me, and I'm awesome as hell. Except way cooler. HIYO! The first thing you notice abo... / Continue →
  • January 7, 2009
    Deviantartist sadwonderland went and made a steampunk styled wristwatch. While it doesn't look super steampunky, I still like the style. Hell, I'd wear it if I was a woman. Or, haha, home alone with the door locked and shades pulled tight. I'm not kidding. This is a fancy ... / Continue →
  • December 9, 2008
    We've already seen steampunk'd Star Wars here on Geekologie. First in LEGO form, then as a Vader helmet, then figurines, and, most recently, a steamy little R2. Well recently, the Society of Digital Artists held a little Steampunk Star Wars contest, and these are some of the ... / Continue →
  • November 6, 2008
    Well, it's been a little while since we've kicked it oldschool style here on Geekologie, so let's take it back to '79 -- 1879 -- with this steampunkified ergonomic keyboard. This keyboard was commissioned by a female client and has some elegant, feminine design features such... / Continue →