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  • August 13, 2015
    This is the Splorch ovipositor sex toy from Primal Hardwere. It was designed to resemble an alien or insect's egg-laying organ and used to squeeze homemade gelatin eggs into your own holes (eggs are inserted into the rear of the toy and massaged forward). It is probably not t... / Continue →
  • July 28, 2015
    This is the Balloon Dog Light available from Firebox (plus maybe other places -- searching for the best deal is 2/3 the fun of internet shopping!). It looks like the balloon dog a clown might twist at a kid's birthday party. Do kids even have clowns at their birthday parties ... / Continue →
  • May 19, 2015
    These are the officially licensed World of Warcraft robes available from ThinkGeek. They cost $130 - $150 apiece and come in Draenei, Malefic, Bloodfang Rogue, Paladin and Priest varieties. Obviously, they're for having sex in while pretending you're a World of Warcraft char... / Continue →
  • April 23, 2015
    This is the Instructable for making your own Cookie Monster skin rug. It basically involves finding blue fur fabric, cutting it out into the shape of a skinned Cookie Monster, then attaching some eyeballs. Pretty simple. Mine still turned out looking like shit, but what's ne... / Continue →
  • March 23, 2015
    These are the life-size Yoda and Wicket stuffed plushies available soon from Takara Tomy. Yoda stands around 26-inches tall and will sell for $250, and Wicket stands at 31-inches and will go for $330. That is pretty expensive for stuffed animals. I know a guy who does taxide... / Continue →
  • November 10, 2014
    This is Munchkin the Shih Tzu in her custom-made walking teddy bear costume. It was made from an actual teddy bear. Want to make your own? You're in luck! Locked in a cell with a man who wants to kill you? You're in prison! (PROTIP: Make a knife, pronto) Measure your dog ... / Continue →
  • November 10, 2014
    This is a series of photographs by artist Kent Rogowski featuring different brands of teddy bears that have been turned inside out and restuffed. The results are *eying picture* nothing I would want sleeping next to me. These look like the kind of bears that start moving as s... / Continue →
  • November 7, 2014
    Because who hasn't dreamed of pretending to be a baby bird laying around in a nest all day waiting for your mom to come throw up food into your mouth, this is the Giant Birdsnest designed by the OGE Creative Group. It's an updated version of this one I posted back in 2012. Up... / Continue →
  • October 30, 2014
    These are the Space Odyssey Plush Shuttle Slippers available from ThinkGeek ($20). They're one size fits most adults, and look like little space shuttles. This is space shuttle Discovery to Refrigerator Base, request permission to dock for a midnight snack, over. You ever dr... / Continue →
  • October 10, 2014
    This is the giant skull chair made and sold by Etsy shop Chic Sin Design. It costs $420 (blaze it! Do it now!). The head actually hinges at the jaw, and you can sit in the lower jaw with the rest of the skull as back support. An inflatable exercise ball gives the skull its s... / Continue →