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  • September 25, 2015
    In news that shouldn't surprise anybody who's ever seen somebody in the car beside them trying to take the perfect driving selfie, human vanity has killed more people so far this year than shark attacks (12 to 8). Surprisingly, the majority have actually been tourists trying t... / Continue →
  • September 24, 2015
    WARNING: So many f-bombs and other bad words I tried to count them all but couldn't because I forgot what comes after trillion. This is a video of a couple Massachusetts human wrecks (Michael and Jay) filming their reaction to spotting an ocean sunfish. The only problem is th... / Continue →
  • September 2, 2015
    This is a video of two news anchors from the Today show in Australia responding to some footage they just played from the shark documentary 'Air Jaws: Walking with Great Whites'. They both swear they're never going in the ocean again. And I don't blame them. Still, I thought... / Continue →
  • August 12, 2015
    This is some more footage released by marine biologist Mauricio Hoyos Padilla of Deep Blue, the largest known great white shark, who is over twenty feet long and 50 years old. Just look how big she is -- she could eat a person in one bite! And she's pregnant too so you know s... / Continue →
  • August 21, 2014
    This is a pretty poor quality video (I dunno, maybe next time get somebody else to hold the camera if you've got the fishing rod) of a Goliath grouper (which can grow to 10-feet and 790-pounds) eating a 4-foot black-tip shark in a single bite. For reference, it probably would ... / Continue →
  • August 4, 2014
    This is the second installment of Jimmy Kimmel and Snoop Dogg's Plizzanet Earth (previously: this one). In this week's episode: a seal being eaten by Jaws. You know, somebody really needs to just go ahead and green-light a whole series of hour-long episodes of these. I could... / Continue →
  • March 26, 2013
    This is a two-headed bull shark discovered in the Gulf of Mexico. Well, it wasn't swimming around attacking people or anything, it was discovered inside a mother shark that had been caught. Based on that business card in the photo, I'm going to assume the best SharkDefense is... / Continue →
  • November 2, 2012
    I know these inflatable R/C sharks have been out for awhile, but this is a $40 zombie version. And zombies, as I'm sure you're well aware, are like sooooo in right now. Truthfully, I'm getting tired of them and have been brainstorming the next big genre of crapola. I think i... / Continue →
  • October 21, 2011
    This is a picture of a diver balancing a ten foot shark vertically because apparently you can do that if you have balls big and heavy enough to keep you on the ocean floor. Which this lady clearly does. [The diver] balanced a vertical 10-foot shark thanks to her unusual abili... / Continue →
  • October 19, 2011
    Now bite that shit like a hoagie. Remember the one-eyed shark baby found in Mexico that you ran to the comments as fast as you could to yell FAKE at? God I wish you'd been carrying scissors. Well it's real. The people I talk to on my cell phone at the bar to not look like s... / Continue →