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  • February 19, 2015
    This is the Master Chief motorcycle helmet coming soon from NECA (National Entertainment Collectibles Association). It ships this June for an undisclosed amount of money (I suspect around a shit-ton) and meets or exceeds all Department of Transportation safety standards, which... / Continue →
  • February 2, 2015
    These are the conceptual pizza condoms designed by Marina Malygina. The wrappers look like pizzas and they come in little pizza boxes. I mean, if they were real. They're not real though, they're just an idea VISUALIZED. Will the condoms be cheese flavored? Hopefully. Woul... / Continue →
  • January 5, 2015
    Note: Final product will not have the advertisement on the side encouraging people to test whether or not your hat is actually bulletproof. The BulletSafe Bulletproof Baseball Cap (currently an already funded Kickstarter project) is a $99 baseball hat with a bulletproof panel ... / Continue →
  • December 8, 2014
    This is a short video showing you how to make a smartphone case out of a balloon. Will it protect your phone's screen from a fall? No clue, but it will completely block the microphone, speaker, headphones, charging port and camera, so that's pretty cool. Keep going for the v... / Continue →
  • August 28, 2014
    18-year old Skyler Connor has been charged with disorderly conduct after waving a rubber dildo out the window of a friend's car while traveling on Route 30 near Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania (today must be your lucky day, Florida). For reference, you should never wave a rubber dild... / Continue →
  • August 27, 2014
    This is a first-person video of some guy jetskiing through a water-filled canyon on Lake Powell. It looks wild, especially since the water is so calm and its reflection so clear that it looks like the jetski is hovering. Me? I would have crashed into a wall and drowned on th... / Continue →
  • August 25, 2014
    A group of students from North Carolina State University are developing Undercover Colors, a line of fingernail polishes that can detect the presence of common date rape drugs (GHB, Rohypnol and Xanax) by swirling a finger in your drink (previously: drug detecting straws, cups ... / Continue →
  • August 25, 2014
    A Chinese chef was killed after a cobra bit his hand some twenty minutes after severing its head. The chef was preparing snake soup (a delicacy) and was bitten when he went to throw the snake's head away in the trash. Me? I would demanded a lowly busboy do it. 'By the time ... / Continue →
  • August 12, 2014
    This is a small series (there's three) of Volkswagen ads designed by Costa Rican art director Fabio Obando featuring drunk superheroes who have gotten into car accidents. The tagline reads 'Don't let your ego drive you. If you drink don't drive.' It's a valid message. Altho... / Continue →
  • June 23, 2014
    First Derm is an app that allows you to anonymously send two pics of your wiener to a doctor for $40 and get an STD analysis within 48 hours. Does it itch so bad you might actually scratch your peenor off in the meantime? Go to the clinic immediately. The company also offers... / Continue →