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  • July 28, 2015
    This is the Balloon Dog Light available from Firebox (plus maybe other places -- searching for the best deal is 2/3 the fun of internet shopping!). It looks like the balloon dog a clown might twist at a kid's birthday party. Do kids even have clowns at their birthday parties ... / Continue →
  • July 27, 2015
    This is The Most Realistic Racing Simulator (that's what they named it) available from Hammacher Schlemmer for $185,000. I am going to buy one and put it in my arcade. "You don't have an arcade." Fine, I am going to buy one and put it in my garage. "You don't have a garage.... / Continue →
  • July 27, 2015
    This is the $60 R2-D2 Dome Purse available from ThinkGeek (among other places -- shop around!). It looks like R2-D2 and holds things. Not very big things, mind you. Will it be this fall's must-have fashion accessory? I doubt it. Will slap-bracelets and toe rings make a com... / Continue →
  • July 24, 2015
    This is the $40 Rocket Raccoon backpack available from ThinkGeek (and possibly other places but I didn't look because you never hired me as your personal shopper even though I think I'd be great at it because we have the same taste. Do you like Watermelon Sour Patch Kids? "YE... / Continue →
  • July 21, 2015
    This is the Magical Unicorn Umbrella available from ThinkGeek ($15). It has a unicorn head handle and a rainbow canopy. It provides +5 whimsy on rainy days, and the standard -10 luck if ever opened indoors. You know, I opened an umbrella indoors once. Life has been miserabl... / Continue →
  • July 17, 2015
    Remember that Loch Ness Monster ladle? Well now Nessie's mom has joined the party as a strainer. I am going to eat so much soup I only have to sit down to go to the bathroom twice a month! You can buy the strainer alone for $19, or as a set with the lil Nessie ladle for $34... / Continue →
  • July 16, 2015
    Fox has announced it will be releasing officially licensed Duff beer in Chile (and more South American and European countries next year) to combat the unlicensed knock-offs that have been available for years. No word if the beer will ever make it to the U.S. market, or if anyb... / Continue →
  • July 14, 2015
    This is the Water Sports Inflatable Pizza Slice Swimming Pool Float. It costs $62 on Amazon and comes with two integrated cup holders. For reference, that is $31 per cup holder. I am going to float myself out to sea on this thing and try to score a date with a mermaid. Do m... / Continue →
  • July 13, 2015
    This is the $1,000 TwerkingButt sex toy available from P0rnhub this August (go to twerkingbutt.com for more info and videos). There is also a non-twerking version available for $700 in case twerking scares you and you're afraid of your penis getting butt-danced off. The sex t... / Continue →
  • July 13, 2015
    This is a 'Bad Dog' firework that produces a monster turd out of its flaming ass after the fuse is lit. It's basically just a black snake firework with some bonus crackles at the end. Still, the flaming ass: I think we've all been there. Being doubled over on the toilet in p... / Continue →