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  • March 2, 2016
    For those of us without millions of dollars, this is the $6 Pizza Night Light designed by Steph Mantis. It looks like a little slice of cheese pizza on a paper plate and helps keep monsters away while you sleep. Plus illuminate the walk to the bathroom for that 3AM spicy jala... / Continue →
  • March 1, 2016
    These are GO CUBES, soft chewable coffee bites manufactured by San Francisco based company Nootrobox. The bites come in mocha, pure drip and latte flavors and each package (4 squares, 50mg of caffeine per square) contains the equivalent of two cups of coffee. Are you thinking... / Continue →
  • February 24, 2016
    Because every single product should be available in both Star Wars and dinosaur themes, this is the $15 silicon T-Rex Oven Mitt designed and sold by ThinkGeek. It can pick up hot pans with its mouth without burning your hand. Presumably, it can also be slathered with lube and... / Continue →
  • February 22, 2016
    This is the Edible Spoon Maker, a real coming-soon product. You just use the included spoon-shaped cookie cutter to cut the dough of your choice, put it in the molds, and 3 to 4 minutes later, BAM -- edible spoons. What kind of dough would you use? I'm gonna go with Play-Doh... / Continue →
  • February 4, 2016
    This is the $32 Melting Toht Candle available from Firebox. As it burns, it looks more and more like brutal Gestapo agent Arnold Ernst Toht as his face melts off at the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark, when the Nazis open the Ark of the Covenant and suffer the wrath of God. T... / Continue →
  • January 26, 2016
    These are the $60 Star Wars character plushy bouquets available from ThinkGeek. They come in three varieties: droids, stormtroopers and Darth Vader, and mixed characters. Each plushy attaches to a stem via elastic loops to make them look like a real flower bouquet. They're n... / Continue →
  • January 21, 2016
    This is a video from Vat19 of an employee sinking into a bathtub filled with 500 pounds of their Liquid Glass Thinking Putty, then trying to get back out. Liquid Glass Thinking Putty is basically clear silly putty. At rest it's almost perfectly clear. I feel bad for that guy... / Continue →
  • January 21, 2016
    Power Toothpaste is toothpaste infused with caffeine. That caffeine will be absorbed by your gums when you brush in the morning (you do brush your teeth in the morning, right? I don't, then I come to work and talk as close to everyone's face as possible), helping you wake up.... / Continue →
  • January 11, 2016
    The Ruggie is an alarm clock in a rug that only turns off after you stand on it with both feet for three seconds or more (it can be programmed for longer). It's supposed to get you out of bed in the morning without snoozing. The alarm runs on 3 AAA batteries, and comes with a... / Continue →
  • January 8, 2016
    Forget pillow hoodies, I wanna learn to hover-sleep like that guy! The Hypnos is a hoodie that has an inflatable pillow insert in the back of the hood. That way you can sleep anywhere, not that I've ever had a problem sleeping anywhere. Okay that's not true, but when I do ha... / Continue →