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  • August 25, 2015
    This is the chainmail wine bottle sleeve available from ThinkGeek ($25). It keeps your wine bottle safe from sword and arrow attacks. It does not keep your wine bottle safe from being opened and drank though, which is why I'm a little bit tipsy right now. *hiccup* Hey. Hey.... / Continue →
  • August 18, 2015
    Maybe underboob sweat absorbers have existed for forever. Maybe your aunt swears by them. Beats me, I don't really know much about boobs besides they're fun to look at, I can't wait to touch some, and apparently they play an important role when you have a baby (I think babies... / Continue →
  • August 17, 2015
    Come on -- Samsung doesn't make Game Boys! FreezerBoy is a $20 set of refrigerator magnets that make your fridge look like a giant Game Boy. They also work on washers/dryers. Plus cars made out of metal. My car? My car is made out of cardboard. Usually I sit in it in the... / Continue →
  • August 13, 2015
    This is the Splorch ovipositor sex toy from Primal Hardwere. It was designed to resemble an alien or insect's egg-laying organ and used to squeeze homemade gelatin eggs into your own holes (eggs are inserted into the rear of the toy and massaged forward). It is probably not t... / Continue →
  • August 7, 2015
    The Fly Pry is a teensy titanium multi-tool that can also be used as a zipper pull. It's currently an already-funded Kickstarter campaign so $25 will get you one when they ship this November. It's functions include bottle opener, pulltab lifter (LOLOL), can opener, scraper/mi... / Continue →
  • July 29, 2015
    This is the $200 InTime Inflatable Bathtub. It's a portable blow-up bathtub complete with electric air pump and drain hose, although I'm not sure how you're supposed to get your bathwater into it. Buckets? Based on the picture, it's perfect for getting in with all your cloth... / Continue →
  • July 28, 2015
    This is the Balloon Dog Light available from Firebox (plus maybe other places -- searching for the best deal is 2/3 the fun of internet shopping!). It looks like the balloon dog a clown might twist at a kid's birthday party. Do kids even have clowns at their birthday parties ... / Continue →
  • July 27, 2015
    This is The Most Realistic Racing Simulator (that's what they named it) available from Hammacher Schlemmer for $185,000. I am going to buy one and put it in my arcade. "You don't have an arcade." Fine, I am going to buy one and put it in my garage. "You don't have a garage.... / Continue →
  • July 27, 2015
    This is the $60 R2-D2 Dome Purse available from ThinkGeek (among other places -- shop around!). It looks like R2-D2 and holds things. Not very big things, mind you. Will it be this fall's must-have fashion accessory? I doubt it. Will slap-bracelets and toe rings make a com... / Continue →
  • July 24, 2015
    This is the $40 Rocket Raccoon backpack available from ThinkGeek (and possibly other places but I didn't look because you never hired me as your personal shopper even though I think I'd be great at it because we have the same taste. Do you like Watermelon Sour Patch Kids? "YE... / Continue →