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  • June 24, 2015
    Lead Balloons are balloons printed with rude phrases to hurt a friend's feelings on their birthday. Or any day. They cost about a dollar apiece and come in "Bastard", "Another Year Closer To The Sweet Release Of Death" and "You Are A Waste Of Blood And Organs" varieties, with... / Continue →
  • June 12, 2015
    This is the £10 (~$16) Millennium Falcon Multi-Tool available for pre-order from TheFowndry. It has eleven functions including screwdriver, earbuds cord wrap, bottle opener, wire stripper, five different wrenches, a ruler and a letter opener. So it's by no means the most vers... / Continue →
  • June 5, 2015
    This is the $150 officially licensed Han Solo frozen in carbonite mini fridge available from ThinkGeek (soon to be GameGeekThinkStop, who will buy back your previously used products for pennies on the dollar). It's weird this was actually a rejected Star Wars product considere... / Continue →
  • June 4, 2015
    Outties are jeans that appear to be inside-out, inspired by the 2015 fashion trend in Back To The Future II. As you may recall if you haven't already destroyed your brain with drugs and alcohol (I sadly could not recall), Doc warms Marty to "Pull out his pants pockets" because... / Continue →
  • June 4, 2015
    This is a first look at the official $60 Big Bang Theory LEGO set due out later this year that people apparently wanted. I previously speculated it wouldn't get made, but I was wrong. For the record, that is the second time I've ever been wrong and I'm strong enough to admit ... / Continue →
  • June 1, 2015
    Bike Balls is a $13 rear light for your bicycle that dangles and swings from the back of your seat so it looks like your balls are glowing at night. The concept is that the movement of the light, combined with the fact that it looks like a glowing nutsack, will grab the attent... / Continue →
  • May 27, 2015
    Remember in the original Jurassic Park when Dennis Nedry used a specially modified Barbasol shaving cream can in an attempt to smuggle dinosaur embryos out of the park? I thought that was a pretty week plot point because not a single person who takes a look at that slovenly sa... / Continue →
  • May 26, 2015
    TeabagByMail is a real service that will anonymously send a reusable testicles shaped teabag and some "nut free" (LOLOL) loose-leaf tea to any address for $10. Somebody bought me one but I didn't get the joke and just thought some kindhearted soul sent me a little drawstring h... / Continue →
  • May 22, 2015
    The Mewgaroo Hoodie (~$50) is a hoodie with a giant pouch on the front for a kitty to curl up in. Also works for small dogs. The pouch has a removeable, washable liner so it doesn't get all funky in there. Plus the hood has little ears and the cuffs have paw pads on them so ... / Continue →
  • May 20, 2015
    Remember the Kickstarter for the flasks that look like Nintendo cartridges? Well now they're real products and you can get Drunk Hunt, The Legend Of Drink and Fine Ale Fantasy versions at ThinkGeek, or the whole lineup including Super Bar-Hop Bros, Castle Vodka, Metal Beer, Ke... / Continue →