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  • October 28, 2015
    This is a video of three sumo wrestlers running a foot race. They're surprisingly fast. Thankfully, none of them fell and caused an earthquake. Although contestant number one does almost lose his mawashi (loincloth) at the finish line. Contestant three was smart enough to we... / Continue →
  • October 27, 2015
    This is footage from a backwards-running foot race played in reverse, so the participants appear to be running forward very awkwardly while occasionally looking over their shoulder. Who even competes in backwards-running races anyways? I'm guessing people who was tired of onl... / Continue →
  • June 17, 2014
    What the -- get down from there! This is a short video of a BMW that believes it can fly during a rally race. Thankfully, it doesn't crash into the group of bystanders at the bottom of the hill. I was afraid that was going to happen. It didn't though, so that's a relief. A... / Continue →
  • March 21, 2012
    This is a video of two Batmobiles drag racing. Specifically, one from the 1960's television series and one from the original 1989 Tim Burton movie. Although, truthfully, I don't think they actually raced, based on the camera work it looks staged. Also, there's almost eight m... / Continue →
  • March 13, 2012
    Ever wanted to see some bro with a jetpack race a foreign sporty-ish car (Renault Megane RS)? Well you're in luck, because that is WHAT THIS IS. Unfortunately, 23-year old "daredevil" Nick Macomber doesn't know the meaning of daring the devil and gets smoked. Today's short, ... / Continue →
  • December 7, 2011
    Inb4 my sperm would've won. The world's first cellular race was recently held in France, and I think I speak for everyone here when I say nobody cared. I mean, were they even accepting bets? Because I've got an angry bookie who's gonna make my legs bend backwards if I can't ... / Continue →
  • November 29, 2011
    This is a video of two buttholes in C5 and C6 Corvettes trying to race each other off the line at a red light in Texas over the Thanksgiving holiday. SPOILER: It ends with a crash. But it begins and middles with a guy chewing his gum so f***ing loud you'd swear he's trying to... / Continue →
  • August 26, 2011
    In the much anticipated Elder Scrolls: Skyrim players will not only be able to marry between races, but the same sex as well. Finally. *eying Mass Effect 2* GARRUS AND I COULD'VE HAD SOMETHING. Bethesda's Pete Hines has confirmed that gay marriage is possible in Elder Scrol... / Continue →
  • August 4, 2011
    Run For Your Lives is a 5K zombie obstacle course starting in Baltimore this fall. They plan on rolling more out across the country if it's successful. If it's unsuccessful, they will probably plan on not renewing the runforyourlives.com domain name and pretending nothing nev... / Continue →
  • July 10, 2011
    This is a Lamborghini Murcielago LP640 covered in a Star Wars themed vinyl wrap for the Goldrush Rally 3 from Denver to Los Angeles. IT IS NON-PERMANENT. So if you want to complain about ruining a lambo you can only complain about ruining one TEMPORARILY. However, it does ha... / Continue →