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  • May 28, 2010
    Love Kit-Kats but decided they aren't making you fat enough, fast enough? Well now you can create your own 46,000 calorie version (with bonus 1,860 grams of saturated fat!) in just six days with this simple tutorial. Don't say I never gave you anything. Well go on -- open it... / Continue →
  • January 2, 2010
    Let's face it, your children don't have any hand-eye coordination. Or, in my case, hands or eyes. You see, I don't have any children and I want to keep it that way -- at least until I come up with a really clever alias. Beefy McLargehuge? So yeah, you might want to get you... / Continue →
  • September 16, 2009
    If God didn't want us drinking from boobs our whole lives, then why did he make them so appealing in adulthood? Also, why don't dinosaurs have nipples? These and many other life changing questions will be answered in my forthcoming tell-all, "The GW: A Life of Blogging". But... / Continue →