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  • May 26, 2016
    65-year old grandmother Carol Howarth of Wales was shocked to find a massive swarm of bees following her car. And I would be too. Allegedly the bee's queen had gotten trapped in Carol's trunk and the bees were swarming to come rescue her. Sounds like a Disney movie to me. I... / Continue →
  • May 10, 2016
    Because cats already have 3-D printed, leather and metal armor available, this is an example of the aluminum battle armor Etsy shop Lebovskiart makes for dogs. This particular armor was made for a 20kg (~45-pound) dog, but they will make custom armor for any size dog (starting... / Continue →
  • March 11, 2016
    This is the CoyoteVest, a vest for dogs up to 20 pounds that was designed to help prevent attacks from predators (i.e. coyotes). I have a small dog and there are coyote warning signs up around my neighborhood but I've never actually seen one in real life because they know bett... / Continue →
  • January 26, 2016
    This is a shot of a centipede protecting its young by curling up around them. I don't know about you, but I would definitely feel safe with those dagger legs wrapped around me. This is the exact same reason why I always sleep with an unsheathed ninja sword at night. "To prot... / Continue →
  • December 16, 2015
    These are real Star Wars condoms (previously: these conceptual ones) you can order from Graphic Armor, a company that specializes in custom condom printing and not knight's armor painted with butts and penises like I imagined in my mind. So like, the actual condom you put on y... / Continue →
  • October 20, 2015
    The Battelle DroneDefender is a rifle designed to take over radio control of drones so you can bring them to the ground and stomp them. I just blasted myself in the nuts with one and now the doctor says I can't have kids for another 600 years which is actually fine with me bec... / Continue →
  • August 25, 2015
    This is the chainmail wine bottle sleeve available from ThinkGeek ($25). It keeps your wine bottle safe from sword and arrow attacks. It does not keep your wine bottle safe from being opened and drank though, which is why I'm a little bit tipsy right now. *hiccup* Hey. Hey.... / Continue →
  • August 10, 2015
    Because garages are for people who drive cars they're embarrassed about/minivans, this is the GazeBox, a gazebo to show off your fancy car. They come in a variety of sizes and panel options (including camo in case you want to make finding your car in the morning extra hard on ... / Continue →
  • June 25, 2015
    This is a series of conceptual motorcycle helmets imagined by digital designer Jyo John Mullor (previously: these other unrelated novelty motorcycle helmets including butt and booby). They look like real human heads. Will a cop pull you over for not wearing a helmet? Probabl... / Continue →
  • April 28, 2015
    This is a video taken off the coast of Australia of a spider crab colony migrating in a giant pyramid (technically just a big lump) formation to better defend themselves against predators. If I was one of those crabs I would want to be the one in the very bottom middle. And I ... / Continue →