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  • April 12, 2012
    This is the second N-64 coffee table built by Keenan Bosworth, this time for a friend. Keenan's friends must be better than mine because I would NEVER spend that much time or effort on a present for someone that doesn't involve an elaborate hoax to make them think they're dyin... / Continue →
  • December 24, 2010
    Yes, that's really my local liquor store. Yes, they really open at six every morning. Yes, I've been there when they unlock the door. HAAAAAAAAPPY HOLIDAYS!! Hope you're all having a great break and haven't sleighed(!!!!!!!!11) any relatives yet. I came close to braining a... / Continue →
  • July 29, 2010
    Now I know what you're wondering, "Jesus, GW -- are you really posting this just so you don't have to bookmark the product page to find it again?" And yes, that is 110% why I'm posting this. That and I have a birthday coming up and I have yet to receive a single present. You... / Continue →
  • February 22, 2010 is a service that allows you to send bags of animal feces to people you don't like. I assume it was created by a zoo employee because it's not just cow dung that's available, you can also opt for elephant and gorilla scat in quart and gallon sizes ($13-$24). I... / Continue →
  • December 26, 2009
    There's nothing I can't stand more than a screaming child. If I ever have children they're never gonna scream. Or cry. Or, God willing, know who their father is. I'm a role model! Goodbye N64 Kid, Hello Xbox 360 Kid [gizmodo]... / Continue →
  • December 25, 2009
    This is a little cartoon of Christmas in the Skywalker household. Looks similar to mine, but with less spiked eggnog and my aunt swinging from the chandelier during dinner. Calm down, they're just candied yams! I hope it's a new hand! [comixed] Thanks to Nathan, who got not... / Continue →
  • December 25, 2009
    This is an old-ass clip from 1978 of a Star Wars themed holiday special (Wookie family at 5:00!). But, since there's no Jesus in the Star Wars universe, they celebrate 'Life Day', which, at least from what I could tell, is a present-less holiday that makes children sad. Here ... / Continue →
  • September 29, 2009
    Hell yeah a bacon of the month club. Truthfully, I only thought there was one kind of bacon (delicious), but what do I know? I'm just a man who has all his meals prepared for him by a non-robotic bartender. Anyway, for a staggering $315 you can join the Grateful Palate BOTM ... / Continue →