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  • August 10, 2015
    This is the Lifestyle Home Elevator created by England-based Terry Lifts. It's a personal home elevator for people who can't take the stairs and think that those little chairs that creep up the stairs are tacky. It can carry up to 550 pounds at once but has not been Geekologi... / Continue →
  • June 12, 2015
    This is a video of a Thai Jackass aspirant (seriously) having a fire ant nest dumped onto his privates. He doesn't handle it well. That face he's making -- that is like, the opposite of a poker face. Also, why did they decide to do this in the middle of the road at an inter... / Continue →
  • May 1, 2015
    This is a video of Backyard Brains co-founder Greg Gage hooking two people up with electrodes so anytime the woman thinks of moving her hand, she moves the man's hand as well. The system is available for purchase from Backyard Brains (which sells basic kits for people interest... / Continue →
  • February 25, 2015
    This is the already funded Indiegogo campaign for Pointe Tactical Markers. At first glance they look like regular Sharpies, at second glance you've already been stabbed. The Pointe comes in two styles: the snub-nosed "concealed" version that still looks like a Sharpie even wi... / Continue →
  • July 30, 2014
    Get down from there, bike -- you're not a plane! WARNING: A VERY solid "OH F*** OFF!" from the cyclist right before he gets hit. This is a video of a London cyclist who gets hit by a car, catches air, then slides down the hood of the car and lands on his feet. If I were t... / Continue →
  • July 28, 2014
    Ooooooh, lotto scratchers. This is a video news report (including surveillance footage) of five-time Sri Lankan mixed martial arts national champion Mayura Dissanyake preventing the robbery of a gas station coworker who was returning to the store after a trip to the bank. Com... / Continue →
  • June 24, 2014
    This is the LEGO Firewalk constructed at the Bull Moose music store in South Portland, Maine. Not to brag, but I could go the distance easily. You see, ever since I was a child I've run around barefoot to develop super-calloused 'Ninja Turtle' feet. Now I can walk on anythin... / Continue →
  • December 4, 2013
    Meet Spike Away, the brainchild of industrial designer Siew Ming Cheng. It protects your personal space by poking anybody who gets too close. It's perfect for crowded trains. It's not perfect for cuddling and watching a movie with a lover. Did I mention it's waterproof? Yo... / Continue →
  • December 6, 2010
    So is there like a national title-writing competition or something? I think I could place. Seen here looking suspiciously like Satan's fiery turds, the Naga Viper was recently named the world's hottest chili pepper after beating out the previous hottest, Bhut Jolokia, by over... / Continue →
  • November 16, 2010
    This is allegedly the world's smallest legible computer font, as designed by computer science professor Ken Perlin. I couldn't read a word of it. What is that, some kind of political manifesto? *whispering* Hoho -- the Declaration of Independence, I knew that. Sing along b... / Continue →