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  • August 26, 2015
    Did you know 15-minutes could save you 15% or more on car insurance? Did you know not owning a car could save you 100% or more on car insurance? I JUST DID THE MATH. I'm kidding, I am awful at math. I never got any higher than a C in math, including geometry, which sucks be... / Continue →
  • August 18, 2015
    Maybe underboob sweat absorbers have existed for forever. Maybe your aunt swears by them. Beats me, I don't really know much about boobs besides they're fun to look at, I can't wait to touch some, and apparently they play an important role when you have a baby (I think babies... / Continue →
  • August 13, 2015
    This is the Splorch ovipositor sex toy from Primal Hardwere. It was designed to resemble an alien or insect's egg-laying organ and used to squeeze homemade gelatin eggs into your own holes (eggs are inserted into the rear of the toy and massaged forward). It is probably not t... / Continue →
  • July 23, 2015
    Note: This article was originally published in 2009 but since the internet is like a roller coaster it's going back around again with its hands in the air, screaming. Elisabeth Beucher's Green Warrior Shower Curtain was designed to help control your water consumption by slow... / Continue →
  • July 15, 2015
    Dare you to make that picture your desktop background. Because the world is rapidly coming to an end, this is Twinkle Tush, a bejeweled butthole cover for cats (previously: this dog version). Twinkle Tushes cost $6 and any remaining dignity you and your cat may have. Listen... / Continue →
  • June 15, 2015
    Because this is the internet, here's a video of Shia LaBouf's weird motivational speech edited with some footage of Goku from Dragon Ball Z to make it appear Shia is convincing Goku to go Super Saiyan in a battle against Frieza. I don't really have much else to say except I wi... / Continue →
  • December 11, 2014
    This is a shot of an unknown goosebumpy woman who got a tattoo from an unknown artist of LEGO Superman holding up the side of one of her breasts. Is LEGO Hulk lifting the other one? No clue. Also, not to sound too nitpicky or anything, but that boob doesn't really look big e... / Continue →
  • December 8, 2014
    This is that Star Wars teaser trailer VERY loosely recreated using only scenes from the original trilogy. Just like the title said. So if you came here expecting to see the trailer for one of the ORIGINAL movies made with footage from FUTURE Star Wars movies, you came to the ... / Continue →
  • September 11, 2014
    Note: Higher-res version HERE. This is a shot posted by director Zack Snyder of the new Batmobile from the upcoming Batman Vs. Superman movie. As you can see, it looks like one of Michael Bay's Transformers. That sucks too because I bet a friend they were going to bring back... / Continue →
  • May 22, 2014
    This is a very short video of a tractor trailer driving up a river in Russia. WHY is he driving in the river? Presumably vodka. He can barely even see out of the windshield. Oh shit, this isn't a boat! Not to brag or anything, but I drove a car into a creek once. I'm kind... / Continue →