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  • April 7, 2016
    This is a video of Crusoe The Celebrity Dachshund playing a friendly game of street hockey with his pal Oakley (who may or may not also be a celebrity but I'm not up to date on dog celebrities because I don't read Dog Fancy magazine anymore). My dad sent this to me, presumably... / Continue →
  • April 6, 2016
    Because some hydraulic press company really wants me to put one at the top of my birthday list this year (done and done), this is a video of a hydraulic press crushing LEGO pieces. Impressive, but I feel like I've stepped on LEGO blocks harder with my bare feet before. "No yo... / Continue →
  • March 7, 2016
    This is a shot of a father saving his son's face from a loose bat during a recent Pittsburgh Pirates vs Atlanta Braves training game in Kissimmee, Florida. Apparently the boy was deep into a game on his cell phone when the bat got loose, and if it weren't for the reflexes of h... / Continue →
  • February 10, 2016
    This is a video of LDRIC (Launch Directional Robot Intelligent Circuitry) making a hole in one at the Waste Management Phoenix Open in Scottsdale, Arizona. Ahahahhaha, the Waste Management Open -- I want to play in that. I want the garbage trophy. I heard instead of a green ... / Continue →
  • May 11, 2015
    Because everyone spends their weekends differently, this is the scene by scene retelling of The Big Lebowski written by Matt Haughey entirely in emojis. This is just the first part though, but I included Matt's entire translation after the jump. So, what did you think? Not ne... / Continue →
  • May 6, 2015
    The GolfBoard is the $6,500 cross between a golf cart and an electric skateboard. It carries your golf bag as you ride between shots. Obviously, I'm going to ride mine off the high dive and into the country club's swimming pool. Also, I get the feeling some snobby golf cours... / Continue →
  • December 16, 2014
    This is a video from the 2014 World Bowling Men's Championship in Abu Dhabi in which Team USA's Bill O'Neill thinks he bowls a strike, but one of the pens flips and bounces itself back upright. Bill then had to bowl for a spare, which he got. Later, I assume he was kicked off... / Continue →
  • December 3, 2014
    These are shots from Chelsea and Jesse's Big Lebowski themed wedding at Chop's Bowling Alley in Omaha, Nebraska. It looks like it was a great time, and was officiated by a personal friend of theirs who looks a lot like Walter and was recently ordained a Dudist Priest. Plus ... / Continue →
  • June 4, 2014
    This is a video of some insane bowling trick shots by Australian pro bowler Jason Belmonte. Jason teamed up with trick basketball shot pros Dude Perfect (of this video fame) to deliver a video that I can only imagine is giving The Dude a monster boner right now. I mean, if he... / Continue →
  • December 5, 2013
    This is Batman's Tumbler inspired golfcart for sale on eBay. I actually posted about it back in 2010 too (I have a memory like an elephant -- penis too), but now it's for sale. Will you and I be going halvsies? NOPE. It's $17,500, which is a little bit out of my price range... / Continue →