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  • November 20, 2015
    This is a video of the knife swinging tentacle that Youtuber outaspaceman built. It is basically the exact reason why humanity doesn't deserve to continue. If I could summon a meteor with my brain I would do it in a heartbeat. A HUMMINGBIRD'S heartbeat. You know what? I'm ... / Continue →
  • November 18, 2015
    Because even dictionary companies want to feel edgy from time to time, Oxford Dictionaries has announced the 'face with tears of joy' emoji is its 2015 word of the year, despite the fact emojis aren't words and don't appear in dictionaries. HAS THE WHOLE WORLD GONE CRAZY? AM ... / Continue →
  • November 11, 2015
    This is the world's longest bicycle. It's 117 feet and 5 inches (~36-meters) long, and made for two people. That seems like a waste. Plus it can only go straight. It's frame is based on the same design as the lighting rigs you see at concerts. I don't know why, but the who... / Continue →
  • November 11, 2015
    Groupon (of all places) is selling these clip-in man buns for men who want hair buns but don't have the hair or know-how. They're allegedly a $65 value (AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA) but only $10 if you act now. Over 5,000 have already been bought, presumably as gag gifts or I don't want... / Continue →
  • March 31, 2015
    This is the $850 MacBook Air inspired toilet seat made and sold by design firm Pinkhouse. The cover is laser-cut from 12-guage steel and can be powder-coated to your color preference. For reference, $850 is just about $830 too much to pay for a toilet seat. If all toilet sea... / Continue →
  • January 21, 2015
    Come on -- you can kick harder than that! What is this, an 8-and-under kickball league? This is a video from the apocalypse-hurrying jerks at Carnegie Mellon's Biorobotics Lab of a hexapod spider bot with modified robot snakes for legs. You know, because you can never pack ... / Continue →
  • October 27, 2014
    PROTIP: Seriously, don't read the product description. Because this is the world (that I want to blow up) that we live in, here's a $60 'Sexy Ebola Containment Suit' Halloween costume being sold over at BrandsOnSale. You know, because you heard something about Ebola on the ne... / Continue →
  • October 14, 2014
    This is a butt-ass quality video of some jerk constantly scaring a coworker by yelling Street Fighter quotes at him, mostly "Hadouken!", and ccasionally while the guy is carrying something heavy or doing something dangerous. I don't know about you, but if I were that coworker ... / Continue →
  • June 25, 2014
    This is a short video of what a group of Japanese robot-loving scientists are calling the first android newscasters. Me? I'm calling them public enemies numbers 1 and 2. *pins their pictures to the wall with big red circles around their faces* Can somebody bring me some yar... / Continue →
  • February 10, 2014
    A home intruder in Denver, Colorado allegedly broke into a home and took a selfie on a woman's camera before leaving without any property. For the record, that's f***ing weird. The victim told police she had no idea the man had been inside her home while she was there- until ... / Continue →