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  • October 7, 2015
    In news that shouldn't surprise anybody who knows bridges weren't meant to be made out of glass, the one that just opened in China has already started cracking (previously: Chicago's 103rd story glass skydeck cracking). Officials assured visitors that the cracks did not pose a... / Continue →
  • September 24, 2015
    This is a video of a man confronting a giant brown bear who's been napping underneath his deck. Presumably because the bear thought it was Goldilock's house but couldn't find a way in to f***ing break everything. I would never get that close to a bear. The bear let's the dud... / Continue →
  • September 16, 2015
    This is a video from a family escaping a wildfire in Lake County, California. The fire destroyed 95-square miles, claimed one life, destroyed hundreds of homes, and displaced some 13,000 residents. That is awful. This is what it looked like driving through the fire while the... / Continue →
  • August 18, 2015
    This is a shot of an electric meter at somebody's house in Australia. Apparently a wolf spider decided to raise her babies there. Ever wonder how you could get away without paying your electricity bill for a couple months? Exactly like this. If I worked for the power compan... / Continue →
  • August 12, 2015
    This is some more footage released by marine biologist Mauricio Hoyos Padilla of Deep Blue, the largest known great white shark, who is over twenty feet long and 50 years old. Just look how big she is -- she could eat a person in one bite! And she's pregnant too so you know s... / Continue →
  • July 2, 2015
    This is a minute long video of a great white shark in South Africa trying to bite through a diving cage so it can eat the delicious (albeit screaming) morsels inside. Now we all know the smell of blood attracts sharks, but I'm pretty sure this video serves as proof positive th... / Continue →
  • July 2, 2015
    In other sad robot news, MegaBots, a U.S. robotics company, has challenged a Japanese robotics company (Suidobashi Heavy Industries -- the maker of the Kuratas personal mech) to a giant robot battle. Now I'm not much of a betting man (I'm a former gambling addict, among a bunc... / Continue →
  • June 12, 2015
    This is a video of a Thai Jackass aspirant (seriously) having a fire ant nest dumped onto his privates. He doesn't handle it well. That face he's making -- that is like, the opposite of a poker face. Also, why did they decide to do this in the middle of the road at an inter... / Continue →
  • May 29, 2015
    Ampulex dementor is a newly described species of wasp from the Mekong region in Southeast Asia named after the Dementors from the Harry Potter series. Obviously, anything named after Dementors is bad news, and it's only a matter of time before there's some new street drug name... / Continue →
  • May 4, 2015
    This is a video of a marine ribbon worm expelling its proboscis, a specialized sucking organ, onto a man's hand. Thankfully, that man's hand was not mine. The worm usually uses its proboscis to capture prey and grapple it in, eating it whole. Me? After watching this I will ... / Continue →