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LEGO Developing Official Minecraft Sets

So it was just announced that LEGO will develop breasts officially licensed Minecraft products after receiving 10,000 votes on the company's 'make it a LEGO reality' site...
January 24, 2012

Tube-Free Toilet Paper?: GTFO Of Here!

That's right folks, Kimberly-Clark (the makers of Scott brand) are about to drop a bomb #2 on the toilet paper world next week with the introduction of...
October 28, 2010

OM NOM NOM!: Candwich Canned Sanwiches

You know what the problem with sandwiches is? They're too hard to transport. What they need to do is invent specially-sized bags to tote them around in....
July 8, 2010

Well It's About Time: Smell Absorbing Paint

Smell absorbing paint, affectionately known in the wall-covering industry as pigmented anti-toot film, absorbs odors yet remains shit-smell free. I swear, the future: we're living in it....
April 25, 2010