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  • May 12, 2016
    This is a very short video from the Sóstó Zoo in Hungary of a little squirrel monkey stealing a piece of food right out of a sloth's hand, who is far too slow to do anything about it but make an angry face. That poor sloth. Who goes around stealing people's food? "Says the g... / Continue →
  • February 22, 2016
    Because monkeys are basically smaller, furrier people, a capuchin monkey in Brazil recently stole drinks of cachaça (aka aguardente -- an alcoholic beverage made from sugarcane) from glasses around a bar, grabbed a kitchen knife, chased customers with it, then took to the roof ... / Continue →
  • September 29, 2015
    This is a Wolf's mona monkey (Cercopithecus wolfi) spotted at a zoo in Malang City, Indonesia. It looks like Wolverine. You think wolverine designed his costume after a monkey but named himself wolverine because monkeyman doesn't exactly strike fear into the hearts of your en... / Continue →
  • April 27, 2015
    This is a short video of some little jerk who provokes a monkey in Shimla, India, and receives swift justice in the form of an immediate jumpkick to the face. You know how they say don't tap on the glass at the zoo? Well this is what happens when there isn't any glass. Kee... / Continue →
  • September 24, 2013
    Remember the scene in 'Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom' when Indy goes to meet the Maharaja at his palace and they have that fancy dinner of baby snakes and beetles and eyeball soup and chilled monkey brain for dessert? Well this is a cake made by Instructable user Bubble... / Continue →
  • October 11, 2012
    This is Cercopithecus lomamiensis, a new species of monkey discovered in Africa (one of only two new species discovered in the past 26 years). It has a creepy, human-like face and a bright blue ass. Kind of like a Na'vi. There's a worthwhile shot of one's ass and balls after... / Continue →
  • September 20, 2012
    This is a video of a robotic monkey mounted to a shopping cart that cries and sprays water everywhere and makes what can only be described as the worst sound you'll hear all day. You know, there should be laws against stuff like this. If I'm not allowed to pee on the sidewalk ... / Continue →
  • April 26, 2012
    This is Kenichi Ito, a man who's spent the last eight and a half years of his life walking around his Tokyo suburb like a monkey. Now I'm no chiropractic psychic, but I do see some serious back pain in Kenichi's future. Why's he do it? Maybe this will shed some depressing l... / Continue →
  • April 28, 2011
    There's a new fad sweeping the nation, and, sadly, it's not women going topless. Nope -- it's monkeytail beards. Monkeytail beards (NOT BEARS) start at one ear and then wrap around your chin and mouth to make it look like you just finished picking the ticks off a monkey's nut... / Continue →
  • March 1, 2011
    Seen here prepping for a hot date, a male capuchin monkey who washes in his own urine is more likely to drive the lady-monkeys wild and, ultimately, get to show them his banana. HAVE SEEN, GOOD ON KONG DONGS THANK YOU. A number of New World monkey species, including mantled h... / Continue →