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  • March 29, 2016
    To help us forget that their AI bot was a complete and disastrous failure, this is a video demonstration of Microsoft Research's holoportation system. The system "allows high quality 3D models of people to be reconstructed, compressed, and transmitted anywhere in the world in ... / Continue →
  • March 25, 2016
    In news that shouldn't surprise anybody who's ever opened a browser window in their life, Microsoft's 'millennial' artificial intelligence chatbot Tay learned from people jackholes interacting with her online how to be a racist, sexist monster in less than 24 hours. Honestly, ... / Continue →
  • January 14, 2016
    WARNING: Like a Squatty Potty on boner pills, video contains two shits and four f***s in fifteen seconds. This is a short video of Snoop Dogg offering some very choice words to Microsoft's X-Box team (plus Bill Gates for good measure) about a server problem he's been experie... / Continue →
  • October 6, 2015
    This is a video demonstration (dude has a robot battle in a mock living room) of Microsoft's upcoming augmented reality system, HoloLens (available early 2016 to developers for $3,000). It looks pretty promising, but I'll have to wait to experience it for myself and see if it'... / Continue →
  • June 16, 2015
    This is a presentation from E3 of Microsoft showing off a holographic interface to Minecraft. Apparently the technology allows you to play on any flat surface. It definitely looks like the future, and if it actually comes to market and plays even half this decent I guarantee ... / Continue →
  • June 2, 2015
    This is a parody video created by the folks at Rooster Teeth imagining if Microsoft's Bing developed a self-driving car. It was cute enough for a watch. I liked the last minute. The last minute is always the best. Take sex for example. You can't argue with that. Keep goin... / Continue →
  • January 27, 2015
    These are the Meteorite shoes created by Studio Swine for Microsoft (presumably for an ad, but possibly because Bill Gates has a meteor fetish). They 3-D scanned real meteorites from the Museum of Natural History, then used a milling machine to carve the shoes' outers from alu... / Continue →
  • May 26, 2014
    This is a video from 2011 of Neil DeGrasse Tyson trying to explain just how rich Bill Gates is. SPOILER: rich as f***. AND HE GIVES HIS MONEY AWAY. Most people raid the 'Give A Penny, Take A Penny' dish whenever the cashier's back is turned. Also, back in 2011 Gates' fortun... / Continue →
  • December 10, 2013
    Because some people will actually follow advice found on 4chan (that's your bad), a number of users have ended up bricking their new X-Box Ones by following these fake instructions to make your console backwards compatible (because it's really that easy, Microsoft just doesn't ... / Continue →
  • September 30, 2013
    In news that's sure to set the computing world ablaze (or not at all), Bill Gates has confessed that the control-alt-delete keyboard combination was a mistake and the fault of a keyboard designer who refused to add a one-button equivalent. How enthralling! If I was any more ... / Continue →