So, you were trying to pee and text at the same time and what happened? You peed on the floor for ten seconds before realizing it, trailing...

This is the baby stroller built by Czech car manufacturer Škoda and designed specifically for dads to push around. Apparently a lot of dads didn't feel manly...

Heat: it's bad for your nuts. That's why balls actually hang -- to keep them further from the body and a couple degrees cooler for MAXIMUM SPERM...

Because people are sick, Dots, an experimental sushi restaurant (WTF is an experimental sushi restaurant and does it involve mutants?) in Vienna, Austria has a one way...

This is a line of spray air fresheners from Archer that could make even a lady's powder room smell like somewhere a real manly man (like myself)...

This is a vest and computer program called Mommy Tummy, a pregnancy simulator for men that cuts the the entire 'growing a baby' process down from nine...

Hell no it's not safe -- YOU COULD GO BLIND. The Viberect (I would've opted for Digjiggler) is a recently FDA-approved vibrator for men. It ranks high...

Does this mean I get to use the ladies room? Too late -- I already have been! Sometimes Cyclops does too on accident. It just smells better...

Wearing socks? Congratulations, you're also wearing male-enhancement underwear. The Daily Mail reports that the British retailer [Marks & Spencer] is set to debut two new styles of...

Note: This is hardly any of the graphic, possibly NSFW (cartoony dildos and naked lady) full version HERE. Did you know Alaska buys more sex toys per...

I swear, I don't know how you guys do it -- I can't even take care of myself. Just sayin', I almost burnt my entire apartment complex...

In a recent fake study released by Apple, women are more likely to give their number to a guy if he's toting an iPhone. And here I've...

Apparently there's a growing trend in Japan of guys wearing girl's skirts. And, more than likely, Pokémon panties. Oh did I say Pokémon? Because I meant Hello...

In bad news for guys who can't grow a beard, a recent study indicates that women find a little facial hair and a geeky personality the two...

A Canadian man was recently broken up with by his girlfriend after she found racy text messages on his cell phone. Only thing was, the messages come...

In a unshocking report released by the New Zealand's University of Wellington, researchers found that most men don't know that women have faces. Only breasts. Haha! But...

Ms. Taken is a fake engagement ring that comes in a discreet keychain holder so you can secretly slide it on before some dingdong at the bar...

Pheromone, named in honor of the goddess Pheromoneus, is Greek for "bonertime". Also, you're sort of being flipped off there in the picture, so consider that a...