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Robotic Neck Massager THAT WILL KILL YOU

Who wants a body massage? Do you own a ShoulderFlex robotic neck massager? Awesome, then keep using it BECAUSE IT WILL KILL YOU. The Food and Drug...
August 29, 2011

How LOST Really Should Have Ended

Note: Animated gif is after the jump. So yeah, LOST is over. What'd you think? I thought it ended well. Granted it wasn't the happiest ending, but...
May 26, 2010

Make This Mother's Day A Special One...

With a glorified vibrator from Newegg. Because nothing says, "thanks for everything, mom!" like a muffled buzz coming from your parents' room. Product Site Thanks to darwin...
April 29, 2010

It's About Time: Massage Pants Are Here!

These are massage pants from the Wenzhou Wonderful Massage Equipment Company. What do they do for you? Well I'll tell you, by copy/pasting the product features. Product...
April 17, 2008

Robo Massage Chair Will Probably Hurt You

If you have the $5,799 for this Robo Massage Chair, then you’ve got more money than I'll ever see in my life. You also probably get massages...
September 28, 2007