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  • July 2, 2015
    Watermelon bread is bread made with dough that's been colored and rolled in a way that, when baked and sliced, resemble pieces of watermelon. It doesn't taste like watermelon though, it only looks like it. There will be no seed spitting competition after you finish your toast... / Continue →
  • June 25, 2015
    This is a video from Mashable of author Chuck Palahniuk reading 'Fight Club 4 Kids', an incredibly abbreviated version of his novel 'Fight Club' aimed at a much younger audience. I just bought copies for all my nieces and nephews and little cousins to read every night before b... / Continue →
  • June 23, 2015
    This is a presumably fake video of some kid smacking his smartphone with a hammer to prove how strong the case is. The problem is the phone conveniently drifts out of frame when he picks up the hammer, which I assume is when its replaced with an already broken phone (the top ... / Continue →
  • June 9, 2015
    This is a shot of the lab culture grown from an 8-year old's handprint after playing outside. As you can see, there are all sorts of delicious microbes present. I like the ones on the palm and tip of the middle finger that look like snowflakes. Also, you see the one at the ti... / Continue →
  • May 13, 2015
    This is a chart containing 50 inspirational quotes from different children's entertainment characters. I read them all now I feel like I can conquer the world. Or at least a really big sandwich. One of those sandwiches that if you eat the whole thing in a certain amount of t... / Continue →
  • April 28, 2015
    This is a video of Youtuber Buddy Crotty lulling his crying baby daughter back to sleep with the sound of Darth Vader's breathing. It's pretty effective. When I was a baby my parents used to lull me to sleep with the sound of heavy metal and now I can't go to a concert withou... / Continue →
  • April 25, 2015
    Because those 'It's A Boy' bubblegum cigars aren't for everyone, this is a shot of the tattoo 20-year old Christien Sechrist got to celebrate the birth of his son, Perseus. Christien insists he has no regrets about the tattoo and would do it again given the opportunity. Hey -... / Continue →
  • April 22, 2015
    This is a video of a grandfather and grandson playing Pie Face (links to Amazon), a Russian Roulette style game for kids that leaves the loser with a faceful of whipped cream. Or sour cream or apple sauce, really whatever you want to load the hand up with. You spin the spinne... / Continue →
  • April 6, 2015
    Because Florida, this is a video of a boy getting a baby tooth pulled with the help of a Chevrolet Camaro. I did something similar with one of my son's teeth, except instead of a Camaro it was a monster truck. It was also the wrong tooth. Now I have to save up to get him a f... / Continue →
  • March 25, 2015
    This is the KidRunner, a baby stroller that is strapped to a special belt and towed behind you as you run. It was designed so parents could run more naturally (swinging their arms) and still be able to safely take their child for a spin instead of hoping they're okay at home i... / Continue →