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  • May 3, 2016
    These are the A&W Root Beer and Orange Crush flavored Pop-Tarts that are a real thing because vomiting on your way to work is all the rage. I doubt I'll ever try them even when they have the orange Manger's Special sticker on them when they're trying to get rid of them at the ... / Continue →
  • April 14, 2016
    This is a video documenting the relationship between a pearlfish and a sea cucumber's butthole. Apparently sea cucumbers are so disgusting that predators don't want to mess with them. The pearlfish though? They are good eats. The solution? Live in a sea cucumber's butthole... / Continue →
  • March 24, 2016
    These are the basketball shoe cowboy boots spotted by somebody wearing a reflective safety vest at a boot store in probably Texas. Tony Lama is a real brand of boot so I think these are real and not some one-off knock-offs. Especially for $200. I kind of want a pair. You th... / Continue →
  • March 9, 2016
    These are a couple pictures and the police dashcam footage of a drunk woman who tried to drive her car home after hitting a 15-foot tree and getting it stuck in her car's grill. Apparently the airbags deployed after hitting the tree and everything and she still decided to try ... / Continue →
  • March 2, 2016
    Because some people have so much money they can spend more on a writing pen than most people make in a year, this is the $105,000 Richard Mille RMS05 Fountain Pen. I bet it doesn't even give good handjobs. According to Richard Mille, it took the Swiss watchmaking company fo... / Continue →
  • February 22, 2016
    This is a Korean crucifix featuring a very muscular Jesus. I'm not entirely sure where it's located, but presumably outside the Church of Gains. Honestly, if Jesus really did look like that there probably never would have been a crucifixion, just "the day Jesus killed all the... / Continue →
  • February 8, 2016
    This is one of the Magic 8-Ball buttplugs made to order by Etsy seller GlowFYourself. It was designed to display the business end of a Magic 8-Ball out of your business end. I'm not sure how much they cost because this one already sold but it's at least nice to know that some... / Continue →
  • December 4, 2015
    This is the $40 Chin Rest Arm from Thanko. It mounts to the edge of a desk and can hold your head up on those days coffee isn't doing its job. I hate it when coffee doesn't do its job. 'I can't do my job if you don't do yours!' I yell at my half-empty mug some mornings. Cof... / Continue →
  • October 20, 2015
    These are the cat gloves available from Felissimo and YOU + MORE that have a cat printed on them, including its tail on the index finger. The gloves can be used to operate a smartphone, and it looks like the cat is wagging its tail whenever you swipe. People are weird, that i... / Continue →
  • October 2, 2015
    Yachts are for poor people. This is Kokomo Ailand, a mobile private island developed by Migaloo Private Submarines (who specialize in submersible yachts). They haven't actually built one yet, but claim they can immediately with existing technology provided someone forks over ... / Continue →