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  • July 13, 2015
    This is a 'Bad Dog' firework that produces a monster turd out of its flaming ass after the fuse is lit. It's basically just a black snake firework with some bonus crackles at the end. Still, the flaming ass: I think we've all been there. Being doubled over on the toilet in p... / Continue →
  • March 2, 2015
    Heck yeah two pleasure yourself posts in row! Seen here fulfilling someone's nose fetish, a woman demonstrates (you're doing it wrong!) the Svakom Gaga Intimate Selfie Camera , a vibrator with a high-definition video camera and light integrated into the end so you can record y... / Continue →
  • February 11, 2015
    Note: I didn't even feel comfortable posting the uncensored pic after the jump in case somebody came to the article directly from a link. To see the entirely NSFW version click HERE. Oh -- and all links in article are also NSFW. This is the $175 Vajankle from realistic sex-... / Continue →
  • November 25, 2014
    This is the Alien Facehugger Dog Leash made and sold by Etsy shop GCFX. It costs $150, which is a little out of my dog leash budget (I use three shoelaces tied together and a safety pin). Also, the facehugger is actually attached to a black fabric harness, which is hard to se... / Continue →
  • November 21, 2014
    These are the Mozo Bacon N' Eggs Sharkz Shoes. They were made for working in a kitchen and cost $35. Did I mention they have bacon and eggs printed on the top of them? Because that's their big selling point. It's like breakfast, but on your shoes. Which is probably one of ... / Continue →
  • October 13, 2014
    Note: Woman filming drops some nasty, possibly jealous f-bombs. This is a painful portrait-mode video of some lady in a bikini at the pool on a quest for the perfect selfie. At one point I'm pretty sure she's only taking pictures of her privates. Also, I don't know if she's ... / Continue →
  • October 10, 2014
    What the f***? I should have retired years ago. This is a video of Japanese virtual pop star Hatsune Miku performing her smash-bang hit 'Sharing The World' on the Late Show with David Letterman. You think she's allowed to perform simultaneous shows in different cities on the... / Continue →
  • August 20, 2014
    This is some (presumably Russian) dashcam footage of exactly what the title says: a speeding motorcyclist crashing into the back of a car and managing to land on his feet on the roof of the vehicle. Now I know I called him a ninja in the title, but in reality ninjas don't cras... / Continue →
  • August 1, 2014
    This is truth behind Thomas the Tank Engine as imagined by illustrator Yui Abe. Apparently Thomas is really a naked dude with his face poking out the front and his ass in the air. Are you thinking what I'm thinking? "I wish I hadn't seen that?" Choo choo! Thanks to lilco, ... / Continue →
  • July 28, 2014
    Note: Worthwhile larger version HERE. This is the ad created for laxative brand Dulcolax by creative agency McCann Health. It ran in Singapore newspapers and bus shelters and features a bunch of sad turds gathered around the inside of an @$$hole, staring at it like a campfire... / Continue →