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  • May 27, 2016
    This is a video of a man drunker than I ever thought possible who mistakes his reflection in a mirror for someone else, then proceeds to insist that the other man walk past first because that's the nice thing to do. Can a person really get that drunk? Has he never experienced... / Continue →
  • May 25, 2016
    Please sneeze. Because God must be so proud of us now (extinct us like the dinosaurs, just do it, please), this is a video of a woman with a little naked lady painted on her nose making her twerk by poking her butt around with her finger. Apparently this is a thing, and if yo... / Continue →
  • May 23, 2016
    Because if there's one thing the internet can't stand it's making absolutely any sense at all, this is a video recreating the Game Of Thrones intro with a bunch of timelapse video of different molds growing. People are so weird. It's hard to believe somebody sitting around wa... / Continue →
  • May 5, 2016
    Because the world stopped making sense after 8th grade, KFC in Hong Kong is selling chicken flavored edible nail polish. Chicken fingers! The polish comes in two flavors/colors: Original Recipe and Hot & Spicy. This is going to take your dog's finger licking game to a whole ... / Continue →
  • May 3, 2016
    These are the A&W Root Beer and Orange Crush flavored Pop-Tarts that are a real thing because vomiting on your way to work is all the rage. I doubt I'll ever try them even when they have the orange Manger's Special sticker on them when they're trying to get rid of them at the ... / Continue →
  • April 14, 2016
    This is a video documenting the relationship between a pearlfish and a sea cucumber's butthole. Apparently sea cucumbers are so disgusting that predators don't want to mess with them. The pearlfish though? They are good eats. The solution? Live in a sea cucumber's butthole... / Continue →
  • March 24, 2016
    These are the basketball shoe cowboy boots spotted by somebody wearing a reflective safety vest at a boot store in probably Texas. Tony Lama is a real brand of boot so I think these are real and not some one-off knock-offs. Especially for $200. I kind of want a pair. You th... / Continue →
  • March 9, 2016
    These are a couple pictures and the police dashcam footage of a drunk woman who tried to drive her car home after hitting a 15-foot tree and getting it stuck in her car's grill. Apparently the airbags deployed after hitting the tree and everything and she still decided to try ... / Continue →
  • March 2, 2016
    Because some people have so much money they can spend more on a writing pen than most people make in a year, this is the $105,000 Richard Mille RMS05 Fountain Pen. I bet it doesn't even give good handjobs. According to Richard Mille, it took the Swiss watchmaking company fo... / Continue →
  • February 22, 2016
    This is a Korean crucifix featuring a very muscular Jesus. I'm not entirely sure where it's located, but presumably outside the Church of Gains. Honestly, if Jesus really did look like that there probably never would have been a crucifixion, just "the day Jesus killed all the... / Continue →