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  • February 8, 2016
    This is one of the Magic 8-Ball buttplugs made to order by Etsy seller GlowFYourself. It was designed to display the business end of a Magic 8-Ball out of your business end. I'm not sure how much they cost because this one already sold but it's at least nice to know that some... / Continue →
  • December 4, 2015
    This is the $40 Chin Rest Arm from Thanko. It mounts to the edge of a desk and can hold your head up on those days coffee isn't doing its job. I hate it when coffee doesn't do its job. 'I can't do my job if you don't do yours!' I yell at my half-empty mug some mornings. Cof... / Continue →
  • October 20, 2015
    These are the cat gloves available from Felissimo and YOU + MORE that have a cat printed on them, including its tail on the index finger. The gloves can be used to operate a smartphone, and it looks like the cat is wagging its tail whenever you swipe. People are weird, that i... / Continue →
  • October 2, 2015
    Yachts are for poor people. This is Kokomo Ailand, a mobile private island developed by Migaloo Private Submarines (who specialize in submersible yachts). They haven't actually built one yet, but claim they can immediately with existing technology provided someone forks over ... / Continue →
  • September 28, 2015
    The Pooch Selfie is a smartphone attachment that holds a tennis ball above the camera so your dog will look at it when you're taking pictures of them. It's an already funded Kickstarter campaign so $13 will get you one when they ship this December. Me? I get my dog to look a... / Continue →
  • July 13, 2015
    This is a 'Bad Dog' firework that produces a monster turd out of its flaming ass after the fuse is lit. It's basically just a black snake firework with some bonus crackles at the end. Still, the flaming ass: I think we've all been there. Being doubled over on the toilet in p... / Continue →
  • March 2, 2015
    Heck yeah two pleasure yourself posts in row! Seen here fulfilling someone's nose fetish, a woman demonstrates (you're doing it wrong!) the Svakom Gaga Intimate Selfie Camera , a vibrator with a high-definition video camera and light integrated into the end so you can record y... / Continue →
  • February 11, 2015
    Note: I didn't even feel comfortable posting the uncensored pic after the jump in case somebody came to the article directly from a link. To see the entirely NSFW version click HERE. Oh -- and all links in article are also NSFW. This is the $175 Vajankle from realistic sex-... / Continue →
  • November 25, 2014
    This is the Alien Facehugger Dog Leash made and sold by Etsy shop GCFX. It costs $150, which is a little out of my dog leash budget (I use three shoelaces tied together and a safety pin). Also, the facehugger is actually attached to a black fabric harness, which is hard to se... / Continue →
  • November 21, 2014
    These are the Mozo Bacon N' Eggs Sharkz Shoes. They were made for working in a kitchen and cost $35. Did I mention they have bacon and eggs printed on the top of them? Because that's their big selling point. It's like breakfast, but on your shoes. Which is probably one of ... / Continue →