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  • June 10, 2015
    This is a video of European Space Agency astronaut Samantha Cristoforetti demonstrating how to make a mackerel, quinoa and leek cream tortilla in outerspace. It's worth a watch, if for no other reason but to watch the tortilla float around and realize how amazing that must be ... / Continue →
  • May 19, 2015
    This is a video of modern samurai Isao Machii chopping an orange in half at 50mph (80km/h), a fried shrimp in half at 81mph (130km/h) and a glowing ball in half at 93mph (150km/h), all shot in super slow motion. Most impressive, but I've already seen Isao cut a BB pellet in h... / Continue →
  • October 29, 2014
    This is a video about Bargibant's Pygmy Seahorses (Hippocampus bargibanti), which grow less than an inch from snout to tail, and use a remarkable ability to change color and grow calcified tubercles to match the coral they live on. In this experiment, scientists introduce the ... / Continue →
  • September 13, 2010
    This is quite possibly the coolest thing I've ever seen in my life. And I'm not just saying that because I've yet to see a naked lady, but one time I was standing at the just the right spot when the door to the women's locker room opened and I saw this mammoth with massive dro... / Continue →
  • January 15, 2010
    You really think I'd let Burlesque Week on Geekologie come to an end without a little action for Friday? No sir/ma'am! This is a video of Princess Peach stripping it down (these are actually the video associated with THIS old post), but hit the jump for some Chun Li, Link/Zel... / Continue →
  • October 21, 2009
    This is a LEGO scene constructed in the form of a pop-up book. It's absolutely amazing and has a giant pagoda that folds together in the middle. I couldn't even imagine building something so impressive so I'm just going to hang my head in shame and cry into this pile of DUPLO... / Continue →
  • September 14, 2009
    Laser cheese is cheese that comes out of Captain Cheeseface's magical fingertips. According to this commercial, one finger shoots cheese chunks and the other a fine cheesy powder. Together they make pasteurized magic! OOOH OOOH, OVER HERE MR. CHEESE WHIZ -- shoot it right in... / Continue →
  • June 8, 2009
    Not to be outdone by wicked sickness that is ninja boy, this is an older video of some wicked Russian freerunning/climbing. It's pretty impressive and if I had even half those moves I would have spent a lot less in the slammer learning about love and relationships and barterin... / Continue →
  • May 28, 2009
    This is a video of some guy named Damien Walters pulling off all sorts of real-life ninja/superhero moves. It is the perfect blend of amazing gynmastics and homoeroticism. Dude kind of reminds me of Wolverine, but without the adamaluminum (was that sacrilegious?) claws. He d... / Continue →
  • January 23, 2009
    I'm pretty sure this is the most homoerotically beautiful thing I've ever seen. WATCH TO THE END. Youtube Thanks to francisco, who once threw his partner 30 feet while tango dancing. She hit a chandelier. And never came down.... / Continue →