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Your Superhero Name (Is Going To Suck)

Yesterday when I first saw this I was Black Pillow. Now I'm Pasty-Skin Grape Nut Flakes. Really hoping the supervillains still take me seriously. Previously: Your zombie...
September 16, 2011

Donald Duck Accused Of Epcot Groping

Donald Duck, best known for being an anthropomorphic duck that's secretly in love with a certain mouse *ahem, Mickey* has been accused of groping some woman's boob...
August 12, 2010

Magic!: Seven Secret Keys Guard The Internet

I'm bein' for real yo! In case of catastrophic interweb meltdown, seven people across the globe have magical keys (possibly carved from witch's tits) that can reboot...
July 27, 2010

I Don't Get It: If Websites Were Teenagers

You can't see the Geekologie kid because he's hovering above the rest with a f***ing jetpack on. That's my boy! If Internet Sites Were Teenagers [buzzfeed]...
April 5, 2010

Hey, That's Not A Cube!: Rubik's Balls

Remember the guy that took 26 years to solve a Rubik's cube? Yeah, what a loser. Whenever I'm feeling down I pop in Cheers To You! and...
February 2, 2009