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  • March 16, 2016
    This is a video of a watch with a tiny bento meal inside. Why? Because Japan, that's why. You see those two prongs that were just ejected from the side of the watch? TELESCOPING CHOPSTICKS. I shit you not. I shit myself, yes, and more frequently than I'm willing to admit ... / Continue →
  • March 4, 2016
    Because this is the internet and the internet makes people do crazy dumb shit, this is a short video edited by Youtuber Theseheavenlybodies to make trains sound like they're screaming like people in distress. If that sounds like something you might be interested in watching, g... / Continue →
  • February 1, 2016
    Because things stopped making sense a long time ago, this is the Mimic baby onsie from "humorous art & design" firm ekoD Works. It's a onsie with a buttcrack and tail printed on the back to make it look like your child has a cat's tail. Want a baby with a real cat tail? Have... / Continue →
  • January 19, 2016
    This is a video of Grace Randolph from Youtube channel Beyond The Trailer discussing why she made a Change.org petition for 20th Century Fox to make a PG-13 edit of Deadpool so an 8-year old's mom will let him go see it. This would not have happened twenty years ago if I was a... / Continue →
  • January 7, 2016
    "I feel like the pink leopard print really makes them pop." Because I gave up on this planet long, long ago, 45-year-old Mike Drake of Queens, New York turns the finger and toenail clippings he's been saving FOR THE LAST ELEVEN YEARS into "designer" paperweights (previously: t... / Continue →
  • November 11, 2015
    This is the world's longest bicycle. It's 117 feet and 5 inches (~36-meters) long, and made for two people. That seems like a waste. Plus it can only go straight. It's frame is based on the same design as the lighting rigs you see at concerts. I don't know why, but the who... / Continue →
  • November 11, 2015
    Groupon (of all places) is selling these clip-in man buns for men who want hair buns but don't have the hair or know-how. They're allegedly a $65 value (AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA) but only $10 if you act now. Over 5,000 have already been bought, presumably as gag gifts or I don't want... / Continue →
  • September 18, 2015
    Because this is the world we live in, these are the Star Wars character themed Coffee-Mate creamers (I actually saw the R2-D2 one at the grocery store yesterday, I love grocery shopping!). Apparently everybody wants on that Star Wars bandwagon, even coffee creamer companies. ... / Continue →
  • August 20, 2015
    Curry Shop Shimizu is a new curry shop that just opened in Tokyo and is selling curry that's supposed to have the taste and consistency of actual crap. That is nasty. That also doesn't look like any shit I've ever seen. It should be way darker, and there should be way more s... / Continue →
  • December 4, 2014
    Because apparently some people weren't aware the Sriracha bubble has already burst (not unlike the bacon bubble of the late 2000's), Rogue Brewery has just introduced Sriracha Stout. I will pass. Out. I will pass out after drinking 14 Sierra Nevadas instead. ROGUE Srirach... / Continue →