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  • May 23, 2016
    NOTE: Video is completely NSFW from beginning to end on account of a million f-bombs. Watch on your phone in your car during your lunch break. NOTE NOTE: Yes I'm 100% aware how amazing that screencap is. This is a video of some guy dropping a ton of f-bombs while holding a p... / Continue →
  • May 9, 2016
    WARNING: Flip is not a success by any means. Watch at your own risk. This is a video of a guy attempting a front flip on a hoverboard. He lands on his head. It looks like he panicked mid-flip and decided to go for a lemondrop instead after forgetting he wasn't on a diving b... / Continue →
  • April 4, 2016
    This is a video of Uncle Rob doing some arts & crafts by throwing cans of spraypaint into a lawnmower. Weird, I didn't even know I had an Uncle Rob. And, based on his life choices and everything about this video, I'm not sure how much longer I'll have one either. *reading eu... / Continue →
  • February 25, 2016
    Because what good is having a Youtube channel if you can't fill children's heads with very, very bad ideas, this is a video of Joerg Sprave demonstrating how he modified a NERF pistol to shoot scalpel blade darts. I remember when I was a kid and we'd have NERF wars I'd always ... / Continue →
  • February 24, 2016
    This is security camera footage of an escalator in China's Zhejiang Province suddenly reversing, sending everybody crashing down to the bottom in a hurry. Five people were treated for minor injuries, and all the people will require treatment to get over their newfound fear of ... / Continue →
  • February 10, 2016
    This is a video from Slow Mo Guys Dan Gruchy and Gavin Free of a mouse trap crushing Gavin's tongue filmed at 2,000 frames/second. It's kinda gross. Tongues are weird. One time a girl put her tongue in my mouth and it felt super weird. Kind of like having a slug in your mou... / Continue →
  • January 27, 2016
    This is a short video of 39-year old Mark Tamlin telling the story of how he fell off his son's hoverboard and got a concussion and suffered from amnesia for a couple days and thought it was 2010. He's all good now, although he still doesn't remember the day of the accident. ... / Continue →
  • June 12, 2015
    This is a video of a Thai Jackass aspirant (seriously) having a fire ant nest dumped onto his privates. He doesn't handle it well. That face he's making -- that is like, the opposite of a poker face. Also, why did they decide to do this in the middle of the road at an inter... / Continue →
  • May 20, 2015
    This is a video of The Hula Hoop Man (a godawful superhero but still the toughest hula hooper I've ever seen) hula hooping with a tractor tire. I didn't think it was possible. And I especially didn't think it was possible without tearing your nipples off. Not bad, Hula Hoop ... / Continue →
  • April 1, 2015
    This is a short video of skier Erik Sunnerheim pulling himself around on a frozen lake with the help of a chainsaw. It looks dangerous. Like hunting great white sharks and using yourself as bait. Which I have done before because I am tough as nails. Just kidding, I lost a ... / Continue →