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These Beats Are Fresh!: Slap Chop Remix

This is music-video remix of Vince "bitch, that's my tongue" Shlomi's famous Slap Chop commercial. It drove me crazy and I was this close to jamming a...
May 4, 2009

ShamWow Guy ShamPows Hooker's Face

First of all, Vince Shlomi, the ShamWow guy, is 44 years old. In the infomercials he doesn't look a day over a very douchey 25. Secondly, a...
March 29, 2009

Brothel On Wheels Gets Busted, I Weep

Well folks, in an attempt to take away our Eighth Amendment right (the right to pay for and receive sexual acts in the back of a moving...
June 26, 2008

Taser Features MP3 Player, Hooker Styling

Taser, a company that focuses its efforts on developing products that shock people, is releasing a new line of tasers and had them on display at the...
January 10, 2008