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  • May 24, 2016
    This is the inside of a leatherback turtle's mouth and esophagus. Just what the hell is going on here? EVOLUTION, that's what. That shit looks like Predator's mouth on steroids and GMOs. Man, if my mouth looked like that there's no way I would have ever kissed a girl by now... / Continue →
  • May 20, 2016
    P0rnHub has just announced BangFit (follow through to Mashable for a link to the actual site), an exercise program that encourages you to bang to an adult video with a smartphone strapped to your waist to monitor your movement. The program is currently available for one, two a... / Continue →
  • May 18, 2016
    This is a video demonstration of The Pilot translation system developed by Waverly Labs. The in-ear devices will cost $129 when they're available this September and can translate a smartphone-selected foreign language in real-time into your native language with the voice of a ... / Continue →
  • May 13, 2016
    Note: Guy reveals his face and drops a couple f-bombs at the very end, do whatever you want with that information. This is a video of a guy filming how long the TSA wait line is at Chicago Midway International Airport. It is very, VERY long. My favorite quote: "You like that... / Continue →
  • May 12, 2016
    This is a POV ride on the just opened Valravn dive coaster at Cedar Point in Ohio. The Valravn is currently the tallest (223 feet, with an initial drop of 214 feet), fastest (75MPH) and longest (3,415 feet) dive roller coaster in the world. Man, that first drop looks like a D... / Continue →
  • May 3, 2016
    This is Glass Gem Corn. It's a corn varietal with different colored kernels. I would have called it Rainbow Corn myself, but that's just me and I'm way better at naming things than some people. *ahem* Adam and Eve! The corn may look like candy, but there's no way it tastes... / Continue →
  • April 29, 2016
    This is a compilation video from the Nagasaki Bio Park in Japan of hippos eating watermelons. They love those things. And me too, one time I ate two watermelons myself at a BBQ and everyone was pissed I did it secretly in the bathroom and there was no watermelon left for anyon... / Continue →
  • April 27, 2016
    Happy Administrative Professionals Day! It's also National Prime Rib Day and National Karaoke Week. Take your secretary out for a prime rib lunch and sing some Prince hits. Hot on the heels of yesterday's 'Will You Be Here Tomorrow' (I really hope not), this is 'Staplerfahre... / Continue →
  • April 19, 2016
    Seen here losing his mind, Alejandro "AJ" Fragoso sets the Guinness World Record for binge-watching television with a staggering 94 hours straight. That can't be good for you. One time I watched TV for 16 hours straight and was convinced I got eye cancer and leaky bowels. Fr... / Continue →
  • April 19, 2016
    This is a video from Hebei, China of six articulated front loaders duking it out Transformers style over a contract dispute between two construction companies. I think all disputes should be resolved with heavy machinery fights. I'm surprised this isn't an organized sport. O... / Continue →