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  • May 26, 2015
    This is a Nikon commercial featuring a dog named Grizzler wearing a camera with a heart-rate monitoring case that takes pictures whenever he gets excited. Based on the photos, Grizzler gets excited by other dogs, cats, cat food, baked beans, mushrooms, crabs, turtles, people w... / Continue →
  • October 19, 2012
    Note: Consider this your retroactive freaky-deaky picture warning. A hacker going by the name of Barnaby Jack demonstrated his ability to hack pacemakers at a recent computer security conference in Australia, proving that fake boner pill emails may be the least of your grandpa... / Continue →
  • August 14, 2012
    Cleanliness is next to godliness. I think that's an ancient proverb or something but I just remember it from that one Smashing Pumpkins song. You ever bathed with a Zora before? Me neither, but I would be willing to. Same goes for a Goron. These are a series of Zelda soaps... / Continue →
  • July 24, 2012
    Because scientists apparently don't care who our new overlords are as long they aren't us, a group of bioengineers from Harvard and the California Institute of Technology have built swimming jellyfish out of silicon rubber and the cells from rat hearts. Soon, they'll be assemb... / Continue →
  • April 23, 2012
    This is a $12 ThinkGeek coffee mug with a heart on it that turns red when there's hot liquid inside and black when there's not. No word what color it turns if filled with unicorn tears, but my guess is a rainbow. And speaking of unicorn tears... *stirring cat knuckles, drago... / Continue →
  • February 14, 2012
    Want to give that special lady something without actually spending any coconuts? Make her a heart with your graphing calculator! Tell her it's your heart. Tell her in high school you traded it to a wizard that lives in your calculator in exchange for not failing Calculus but... / Continue →
  • February 7, 2011
    Better than 'niece tits', just sayin'. I mean, it's not really vulgar to you or I, but you and I aren't twelve. You just act that way. Hoho, BURN! -- *circle-circle-dot-dotting nips* -- NO BURN-BACKS! Anyway, a 12-year old California girl got a 'NICE TITS!' heart in a bag... / Continue →
  • January 5, 2011
    You know, from the GOOD Twilight. This is a chick named Nathalie with her fresh Zelda: Twilight Princess heart container tattoo. As you can see, it's just about as sweet as ink comes. Now my little ladyfriend doesn't have any tattoos right now, but if she did I would definit... / Continue →
  • August 2, 2010
    I wish I'd been this clever in high school. Unfortunately for my early love life, I was not. If only I had a time machine I could go back in time and pass Leslie Labia a cute note like this instead of the one I did. God, the embarrassment. It read, "Mrs. Martin, I shat my p... / Continue →
  • March 23, 2010
    Flowers, as you may well know, are the key to a woman's heart. And by heart I mean bloomers. But when you're truly in love, crappy red roses simply will not do. Enter the bacon bouquet. It looks like flowers, but that shit is bacon! You keep these things coming and you'll... / Continue →