head suckers

ZOMG, Call Samus: Metroids Are Real

Metroids, best known for attaching themselves to your head and trying to suck your life-force out like an ex, are apparently real. Finally, an excuse to call...
September 27, 2010

Pass The Butter: GIANT CRAB IS GIANT!!

Anybody else just flash back to Half Life? Me neither, it was a Dead concert. Anyway, this is a giant f***ing Japanese Spider Crab. It was recently...
February 12, 2010

Stay Warm!: Felt Pokemon Character Hats

You ever wanted a homemade Pokemon hat that looks like you're favorite character? Well you're in luck, provided your favorite character is, uh, Dildohead or X-wings Ears,...
December 12, 2009