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  • October 1, 2014
    This is The Handie, a silicon glove made for men to pleasure themselves. It's the perfect glove for the man who's always dreamed of looking down and pretending Iron Man is giving them a furious handjob. The Handie Is the ultimate men's pleasure product, which utilizes your ... / Continue →
  • November 22, 2010
    The $55 Snow Toolbelt from skate/snowboard clothing manufacturer 686 was designed for men of winter who don't want to carry around a pocketful of screwdrivers for fear of falling and puncturing a lung. Which is a very real possibility. It feature 8, 10 and 11mm wrenches, a bo... / Continue →
  • September 24, 2010
    Note: Full resolution, non-eye-straining version HERE. Have you ever wondered what to call a specific group of something? Not me, I just call everything a group of whatever it is (i.e. "This party is a group of all wieners"). But apparently there are even more specific "coll... / Continue →
  • August 20, 2010
    The KeyTool Keyring Multi-tool isn't just horribly named, it's functional. Combing the usefulness of a large screwdriver, medium screwdriver, small screwdriver, nail file, finger nail cleaner, bottle cap opener, wire cutter and tweezers, the key-sized tool (like yours!) is sur... / Continue →
  • June 21, 2010
    Oh yeah? Well I think YOU'RE the one that needs to Google it. Here, I'll even type it out for you: "laser tattoo removal". Good Thing "Look it Up on This Encarta CD ROM" Doesn't Fit on My Knuckles [ugliesttattoos] via Funny But Dumb: "Google It" Knuckle Tat [albotas] Than... / Continue →
  • January 14, 2010
    Consollection is a website that features every video game console every produced along with a bio of each. It's a great reference in case you get in a drunken argument with a friend over what year the Atari Jaguar was released. And you know what else makes a great reference d... / Continue →
  • November 13, 2009
    I've never cooked anything in my life except crystal meth and I ended up blowing up the trailer, but I have eaten things before. Including, and virtually limited to: cereal and pudding. What can I say, I'm a health nut. Anyway, the Useful Towel is a $22 piece of fabric with ... / Continue →
  • November 5, 2009
    If there's one thing old people love it's soft food. If there's another it's stuff with giant-ass buttons so they can push the right one with their shaky, arthritic fingers. Aaaaaand I've officially depressed myself. Good times. Anyway, this is a cell phone for old people a... / Continue →
  • October 28, 2009
    Meat hands are exactly what they sound like unless you thought they were gloves printed to look like your hands without skin, in which case, God you're sick. No, basically they're meatloaf molded in the shape of hands with onion slices for fingernails and arm bone and some mel... / Continue →
  • September 17, 2009
    The After Office Tie, by Argentinian design firm Sinapsis, appears to be an ordinary neck tie when worn under a suit. But little will your boss know that there's actually a bottle opener at the bottom perfect for opening happiness (read: booze) while on the clock! You know, ... / Continue →