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  • March 9, 2015
    This is a macro timelapse video created by Nick Lariontsev of mold growing in a petri dish. It really was pretty mesmerizing to watch. So the next time you hear anybody complain that something is about as much fun as watching grass grow, you can tell them you've spent five mi... / Continue →
  • February 6, 2015
    This is a beautiful time-lapse of an acorn sprouting into a teensy oak tree over the course of eight months. The film was made by Neil Bromhall, who created a special underground set so the acorn could be seen while it germinated. FACTOID: I sneezed on the bus this morning an... / Continue →
  • June 10, 2011
    Note: This isn't the whole graphic, you'll have the jump to see it all. My wiener? A hop, skip AND the jump. So apparently global internet use is expected to quadruple by 2015 (if we can make it that long!), to one zettabyte a year. "How big is that compared to a breadbox?"... / Continue →
  • April 1, 2011
    Note: Click HERE for a full-size 7' version of the chart in case you want to print it out and tape on a bedroom wall to make love to or whatever. A geeky father, excited about his daughter's upcoming first birthday, decided to make her a geeky growth chart. This is her him st... / Continue →
  • February 14, 2011
    Why it actually needs to grow a sleeve instead of just having one pre-installed is beyond me, but I suspect it has something to do with NOVELTY. Which, fun fact: rich people will pay for. Also, their pets back if you kidnap them. Anyway, the Heatswell Coffee Cup from Amron E... / Continue →
  • December 31, 2010
    The Top Charming titty jiggler is supposed to grow breasts by vibrating them to stimulate the blood flow or something. I honestly don't know. What I do know is there's a 5:00 video after the jump that's half titty-twitchin' and half somebody pretending to be a scientist makin... / Continue →
  • August 17, 2010
    *facepalm* Well no shit they didn't grow into watermelons, you probably didn't water them. No fair rigging the experiment! Hit the jump for the entire article (yes, there's more -- and it gets better!), including a though-provoking argument about kids not having fins and scal... / Continue →
  • April 13, 2010
    Ever wonder if you could grow plants between the pages of a comic book? Well the answer is yes. You could do the same thing with a porno magazine too if you really wanted, although I don't even know if those exist anymore since the internet was invented. Two Kindles probably... / Continue →
  • March 31, 2010
    Pineberries look like albino strawberries and taste like pineapples. WTF IS UP WITH THAT, MOTHER NATURE? Bitch you crazy as hell! Grown in glasshouses, pineberries start off green, gradually turning paler as they ripen. When the fruit is sweet and juicy enough to eat, the ... / Continue →
  • February 18, 2010
    I don't really keep up with women's fashion ever since my petition for toplessness was shot down in Congress, but I do know that plants are good. They like, photosynthesize and stuff and that's good for us because of something to do with nitrous oxide. Ha, did I say nitrous? ... / Continue →