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  • February 23, 2011
    Awh snap son -- is that peridot? August birthdays FTW! A New Orleans man was accidentally shot in the mouth (I suspect a pistol-whip gone wrong) by his brother after smoking his weed without asking (which, admittedly, is a pistol-whip worthy offense), but the bullet ricochete... / Continue →
  • August 23, 2010
    This is a video of some lunatic talking about elves and how you can attract them with pineapples and chopsticks and a million other things he came up with in his LSD-riddled mind. Say -- did you know elves are the official caretakers of the unicorns? I'm not even kidding, he ... / Continue →
  • July 12, 2010
    David Crisp is a British hospital chef. But not on the weekends! Oh no, on the weekends he's a treasure hunter. Which is how he found this pot of Roman coins. Oh man, I remember when I used to metal detect on the beach. One time I found two gold teeth. You should've seen ... / Continue →
  • July 7, 2010
    This video has been out for awhile and I saw it before it was even recorded, but it's making it's way around the internet again and I'm afraid I won't stop getting the tip unless I post it (ha, like that'll stop you!), so here it is for those of you who haven't seen it. It's a... / Continue →
  • May 25, 2010
    Unicorns, as you're probably well aware, have to power to blast rainbows out of their jewel-encrusted buttholes. It's true -- some people are convinced Leprechauns are behind the bows, but those people are morons and probably still think the earth is shaped like a waffle. Hit... / Continue →
  • February 8, 2010
    Well folks, not only did the Saints win the Super Bowl (and save my bookie the trouble of bending my knees backwards), but I beat 'Zelda: Spirit Tracks' last night. So, just like that Ice Cube song: it was a good day I can do it, put your ass into it. This is a Triforce tatto... / Continue →
  • February 2, 2010
    Have a bunch of obsolete Apple products sitting around collecting dust? Trade them for gold! Gold For Macs accepts iPods, MacBooks and everything in between and sends you cold hard cash gold in return. I just sent them 40 Dells with Apple stickers over the logo! Am I a geni... / Continue →
  • May 22, 2009
    The Queen of England was presented with a gold-plated Wii as part of a publicity stunt to hype up new title Big Family Games, which I have the feeling is gonna suck so hard. BIG Family Games is the ultimate Wii game to get all family members, from grandparents to young childre... / Continue →
  • April 9, 2009
    The Gold Bullion Wireless Mouse (not to be confused the the piratey USB hub) is actually plastic. Which is why it costs $35 and not $35 gajillion. To its credit though, it does have a scroll wheel. But still, why anybody would actually pay for this garish piece of bullionshi... / Continue →
  • March 27, 2009
    'I Do' wedding bands were created by Sakurako Shimizu and are similar to waveform bracelets but much more matrimonial. They were cast in palladium and 18K gold and feature a waveform version of the words "I do". Of course, if you were smart you'd sneakily have an "I don't" ca... / Continue →