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  • March 16, 2015
    Lincoln would not approve. To celebrate the city's upcoming G.I. Joe Collector's Convention, Springfield Illinois mayor J. Michael Houston presented Cobra Commander with a key to the city. You know, because why give it to the good guys? That would make too much sense. Jk jk... / Continue →
  • August 30, 2013
    'Welcome to Cobra Island' is a 12-track rap album set in the G.I. Joe universe produced by rhymer Wordburglar (not to be confused with the Hamburglar, who steals hamburgers, or the Turdburglar, who secretly collects dingleberries). You can download the album for free HERE. I ... / Continue →
  • As the trailer for G.I. Joe: Retaliation opens, already the eponymous team is being betrayed. Like a mom angry that she keeps stepping on your little plastic men, the U.S. President (or, more likely, Arnold Vosloo's evil Disguise Man) has ordered the elimination of all G.I. Joe... / Continue →
  • August 11, 2009
    This is a song and music video entitled 'The Ballad of G.I. Joe', which shows what the G.I. Joe characters do in their spare time, as portrayed by a bunch of celebrities. Cast list: Scarlett - Julianne Moore Zartan - Billy Crudup Snowjob - Zach Galifianakis Baroness - Olivia... / Continue →
  • July 31, 2009
    This $20 t-shirt depicts what the other, more mysterious half of a G.I. Joe battle is. Now I would have guessed it's a pork chop sandwich/body massage combo, but what do I know? Besides, oh I dunno, EVERYTHING AND THEN SOME. Numbers? I KNOW MY NUMBERS. You + me + ice cream... / Continue →
  • January 28, 2009
    Paramount has released five new posters for the G.I. Joe movie. Their concept: poorly-framed characters on the set of a car commercial, and things are blowing up. Enjoy: Continue Reading "'G.I. Joe' Posters Using Classic Leather/Sparks/Debris Combo"... / Continue →
  • October 15, 2008
    Video, due to language, is probably NSFW. This video is older than the interweb itself. In fact, it was first depicted on a cave wall, drawn there by a caveman who smeared his penis in the ashes left from a fire started when lightning hit a dry tree. True story. Anyway, for... / Continue →
  • April 9, 2008
    Hell yes that's a dollhouse. A dollhouse with a television. Brett Foster, whose daughter loves dolls, made one for her, and is now selling the 1:12 scale sets online for about $200. You can connect whatever you want to it, including a receiver, DVD player, X-Box, PS3, etc. e... / Continue →