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  • June 29, 2015
    This is a short tutorial from PeepMyEats (don't mind if I do) of how to deep fry a Big Mac at home. It's pretty much the exact same as deep frying anything else -- give it an egg wash, cover it in breading (in this case Panko bread crumbs), toss it in a deep fryer, and kiss yo... / Continue →
  • May 15, 2015
    The Sandwich Knife actually consists of two knives, with one blade offset vertically so when you cut from a loaf, it keeps the bottom of the two pieces of sandwich bread attached. They'll cost around $30 - $40 depending on how quickly you order one, and whether the Kickstarter... / Continue →
  • January 7, 2015
    This is 'Jurassic Sweet', a mashup by artist Alejo Malia imagining dinosaurs as delicious treats. And here I've thought dinosaurs were sweet enough without a sugary coating. Speaking of -- what do you think dinosaurs smelled like? Because in my mind velociraptors smelled lik... / Continue →
  • May 13, 2013
    This is the birthday cake made by Wedding Cakes By Nicole featuring Donkey Kong, Pac-Man, Tetris and Frogger scenes on each side, and Pong on the top. And if you think I wouldn't peel all those characters off and eat them you are wrong. Dead wrong. If you were a video game y... / Continue →
  • April 30, 2012
    NEEDS MORE RED PEPPER FLAKES. This is a child posing with a werewolf face shaped pizza in what appears to be the stock room of a restaurant. YOU'LL EAT IN THE BACK WITH THE RATS, BOY. I'm not sure what happened to the werewolf's bottom fang, but my guess is got dipped in som... / Continue →
  • May 14, 2011
    If it's anything like Peeps ass, I'm in for a treat! Note: Worthwhile high-res version with four pics HERE. This is the Michelin Stay Puft Marshmallow Man (of Ghostbusters fame, derder!) stuck between a rock and a hard place piece of chocolate and graham cracker. Unfortunate... / Continue →
  • December 15, 2010
    This is Link in 8-bit Skittle form by deviantARTist Matt McManis. As you can see, he looks pretty delicious despite the lack of red Skittles, which I think we can all agree are the best ones unless you have absolutely zero taste or decency. I assume the sword hilt is made wit... / Continue →
  • December 10, 2010
    You see what they did there? I do. They made the candles look like Charmander's breathing fire. Eagle eyes: I have them. Also, a Tasmanian devil dong. WAABWUBLABLAB!! Whoa, easy there partner. You could probably use the same technique for a dragon cake although I don't kn... / Continue →
  • December 8, 2010
    I leave my iPhone on the back of the toilet tank because I'm working on 3-starring all the Angry Bird levels while I sit on the john. So yeah, think twice before you borrow somebody else's phone -- your mouth is probably an inch away from shit particulate. [Insert transition ... / Continue →
  • November 3, 2010
    The $12 Doughnut-To-Go dougnut briefcase is a briefcase for the safe and secure transport of sprinkled deliciousness (NOT bananas). More of a jelly-filled kind of person? You're shit out of luck, because these only work with holed donuts. HEY McFLY, YOU BOJO -- DOUGHNUT-TO-G... / Continue →