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  • February 24, 2016
    Because Jesus refuses to accept me into his heavenly flock any earlier than he absolutely has to, this is my 17,000th Geekologie article. That is a lot. If you read 100 Geekologie articles a day it would take 170 days to read everything I've written. That really puts things ... / Continue →
  • December 19, 2014
    Note: Wig is a wig. Well I guess Christmas came a little early this year, because I just rolled over 15,000 articles on Geekologie. This is almost as exciting as the time I pulled over to take a picture of my Explorer's odometer when it hit 100,000 miles. God willing, I won'... / Continue →
  • April 4, 2013
    So this is my 12,000th Geekologie article -- go me. I got a breakfast burrito this morning to celebrate and I even put a candle in it. It was one of those tall tapered ones your mom sets out on the dining room table for Christmas dinner. Yeah, and I just sung 'Happy 12,000 a... / Continue →
  • March 23, 2012
    Some of you guys are experiencing a T-Mobile ad that's hovering in the middle of the page, where it's not supposed to be. There's a problem with the ad and we're not sure why it's displaying like that, but if you're getting it, just hit refresh. The ad goes away and we get one ... / Continue →
  • March 20, 2012
    Sorry for the delay on darkening up the site. The vibe we got from you guys was that having to click a button was too annoying and most of you would rather the site just default to black. As such, we decided to just scrap the white altogether. And if we were going to only have ... / Continue →
  • March 13, 2012
    We thought maybe because there was less white your eyes would be able to withstand the brightness of your monitors, but apparently your corneas are even thinner than we imagined. Well fear not, cave-dwelling readers, we're working on a black option which we'll hopefully have ro... / Continue →
  • November 17, 2011
    We worked as hard and quickly as we could to bring back the darkness some of you guys seem to have missed so much. If the site is still showing up with tons of white on it, hit refresh and you should be transported to the dark theme. We're still working on a permanent redesign,... / Continue →
  • November 9, 2011
    Apparently a crap ton of you are more sensitive to light than we had realized and the white background has caused permanent damage to your retinas. Well we've heard the cries from your darkened caves, and we're working on a dark-themed version of the site. We also shrunk the po... / Continue →
  • November 7, 2011
    So there's gonna be a NEW AND IMPROVED Geekologie in the very near future. Possibly even tonight. That's why you can't comment today, because we want you to save up all those gems (gems, LOL) for the new system. That or something went horribly, horribly wrong. So yeah, stay... / Continue →
  • April 7, 2011
    4.6-billion years in the making (I like to start at the beginning), Geekologie now has Facebook and Twitter buttons on every post so you can share the site's awesomeness while minimizing clicks. "Three clicks and a copy/paste? THAT'S SOME CARPAL TUNNEL KINDA SHIT!" So yeah, ... / Continue →