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  • April 4, 2013
    So this is my 12,000th Geekologie article -- go me. I got a breakfast burrito this morning to celebrate and I even put a candle in it. It was one of those tall tapered ones your mom sets out on the dining room table for Christmas dinner. Yeah, and I just sung 'Happy 12,000 a... / Continue →
  • September 26, 2012
    Yes, that's me. Yes, I'm a wizard. No, that's not my DeLorean (you don't need a time machine when you know magic!). This is my 11,000th Geekologie article. It seems like only yesterday I was writing my 10,000th, but time flies when you're in the middle of a lifelong bender.... / Continue →
  • August 12, 2011
    Damn -- and a good lookin' 30 if I do say so myself! Don't worry, I'm not actually gonna cry, maybe just tear up a little. I'm trying to look at it as more of an accomplishment. The end of an era. That, despite all the terrible decisions made and stupid shit I did in my 20'... / Continue →
  • May 6, 2011
    Hey guys sorry for the slow posting today, something's come up (NOT my period) and I have to run out for awhile. Hopefully I'll be back to post this afternoon, but if not I'll make it up to you this weekend with some Saturday and Sunday posts. "Plus a goodie bag?" NO -- THIS... / Continue →
  • April 12, 2011
    That's me! Aaaaaaand I'm back. All signs point to yesterday's surgery being a success, and I've since returned home higher than a drug mule that just had a narcotic-packed balloon pop in his @$$hole. I'll be downing these pain pills like Easter candy (which they might be) fo... / Continue →
  • October 18, 2010
    BOOMSHACKALACKA -- this is my seven-thousandth article here on Geekologie. For those of you that aren't good at the maths, that's like a seven with forty 0's after (at least in my mind it is). You know, it seems like only yesterday I was nearing 1,000 posts and convinced I'd ... / Continue →
  • August 12, 2010
    Seen here representing Ratlff Sheet Metal soccer (I played dandelion picker), your GW is 29 today. God I wish I still had those socks. And shorts. Goodwill donations aside, I've got one year left till 30. Then it's a quick ride to geriatric-town and dribbling a pee-trail be... / Continue →
  • July 26, 2010
    Based on the emails I've received, there's been some concern lately as to whether I've died or been replaced. The answer is no. Sure I do die a little inside everyday, but I've been filling Geekologie with the finest malt-humor I can since August 2007. What I am doing is tak... / Continue →
  • May 11, 2010
    Geekologie Readers, That's right, six thousand. That's a six with like forty zeros. Now I know what you're thinking, "Jesus, GW, you must have been blogging since before Al Gore invented the internet to write 6,000 articles". But it's not true, I took over August 7th, 2007.... / Continue →
  • February 19, 2010
    Want to rent a room on Craigslist? This is how you do it. Of course, it's not as successful as the last ad I placed looking for a roommate. Granted, I mentioned I was the Geekologie Writer, but I had over 4,000 replies. At least two of which I'm convinced weren't guys that ... / Continue →