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Snake Eyes Practicing His Ninja Moves

This is a video of Snake Eyes practicing his ninja-ing in G.I. Joe's highly sophisticated training arena his backyard while being critiqued by a sun sculpture, a...
February 8, 2011

Jumping Sand Traps: A Tumbler Golf Cart

Some uber-Batman fan went and pimped out his golf cart Tumbler style. Good lookin'. Now I've never been good at golf because I have absolutely zero hand-eye...
June 23, 2010

Man Dies After Swamp Eel Eats His Bowels

No, not bowls like cereal bowls, I'm talking bowels -- his butt-parts, yo! Shocked doctors in Sichuan, China, found the sea creature in the 59-year-old man's rectum...
May 3, 2010

Thief Makes Off With Man's iPad, Finger

Sorry for the late start today, folks. It was The Superficial Writer's last night in town yesterday and we literally JUST got out of jail. Plus I'm...
April 21, 2010

Reporter Breaks "Unbreakable" Phone At CES

This is a short video of BBC reporter Dan Simmons breaking an allegedly unbreakable phone at the Consumer Electronics Show. The phone is supposed to be able...
January 11, 2010

Well It's About Time!: USB Wall Outlets

Finally, USB wall outlets. The $10 'TruePower UCS Power Outlet With Built-in USB Ports' not only has a terrible name, but will also be shipping early this...
January 4, 2010

Hostage Taker Surrenders To Police Robot

A wheelchaired man recently surrendered to a police bomb-disposal robot after unsuccessfully negotiating free pizza during a hostage situation in a rural Virginia post office. Not even...
December 30, 2009

CANNOT BE UNSEEN: Bodypainted Trekkies

NOTE: Link is NSFW due to naked boobs. Ever wanted to see a bunch of Star Trek fans wearing nothing but funny faces and body paint? God...
December 29, 2009

FYI: Why You Don't Make Your Own Love Doll

Listen, just buy one. Sure she'll eventually pop, but it's better than explaining this thing to your parents when they come home from vacation early. Although admittedly,...
December 19, 2009