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  • January 26, 2016
    This is the £100 (~$144) Star Wars Death Star BBQ available from The Fowndry. It's a stainless steel BBQ grill that looks like the Death Star. Plus its superlaser actually functions as an adjustable thermal exhaust port. *opening lid* Come, young padawans -- the tauntaun bu... / Continue →
  • December 28, 2015
    Because literally every product has to be available with a Star Wars theme or George Lucas goes to bed sad, these are the Darth Vader mask and Death Star funeral urns available from U.K. based Urns For Ashes. The 3-D printed urns cost around $225 and can be custom colored so y... / Continue →
  • December 9, 2015
    These are the cheese singles style chocolate slices being sold by Japanese company, Bourbon. Each package contains five 2-mm thick soft slices of nama chocolate and costs around $3. My peanut butter and banana/chocolate/honey/marshmallow fluff sandwich game is never going to ... / Continue →
  • November 6, 2015
    This is Fallout 4's official launch trailer. It provides much more insight into what you'll actually be trying to accomplish in the game. Apparently The Institute, that mysterious advanced technology organization plays a major role, because they've created near human-like and... / Continue →
  • September 11, 2015
    This is a shot of the most important new emojis included in the upcoming iOS 9.1 update. Which one are you most excited about? "APPLE SUCKS ANDROID'S ROBOT BALLS!" I should have known that was coming. Still, all you iPhone users can thank my letter-writing campaign for the ... / Continue →
  • September 3, 2015
    No, BB-8, you can't have sex with all the oranges. A miniature home version of the BB-8 droid from the upcoming Star Wars movie is now available (well, tonight at midnight) from Sphero for $150. It can be controlled via a smartphone/tablet app, or set to autonomously patrol y... / Continue →
  • July 7, 2015
    Remember that homemade wooden Game Of Thrones RISK game somebody made for themselves? Well now USAopoly (with licensing from Hasbro and HBO) is releasing an official version. It's the perfect combo! Like casually drinking beer and napping on a Saturday afternoon. The game... / Continue →
  • June 8, 2015
    In news that made my tummy rumble and my belly button wink at me, Pizza Hut has just announced their hotdog stuffed-crust pizza will finally be available in the US on June 18th. The pizza already debuted in Canada, the UK and Australia some time ago, which makes no sense becau... / Continue →
  • June 2, 2015
    After more than sixty years of terrorizing the country, Japan has finally recognized Godzilla as an official resident in the hopes he'll calm the f*** down and stop going apeshit on everything all the time. His residency paper above reads: Name: Godzilla Address: Shinjuku-k... / Continue →
  • May 26, 2015
    This is a redneck themed bad lip reading of The Avengers. It's arguably better than the real movie, although I haven't seen the real movie because it's rated PG-13 and my parental controls (read: the movies my mom will sit through with me) are set to PG. I've seen Paul Blart:... / Continue →