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  • March 24, 2015
    This is the $85 Alice In Wonderland doorknob kit made and sold by Etsy seller propsculptor. It looks like the talking doorknob from the drink me/eat me scene in the movie. I always thought that doorknob was a jerk. And kinda dumb too. Like my roommate. Don't tell him I sai... / Continue →
  • March 23, 2015
    This is the Severus Snape lady's coat made and sold by Etsy store EveningArwen. They cost $425 apiece and are custom sewn to your measurements. Obviously, it's best worn with nothing underneath. *waving magic wand* Abracanobra! "Wait -- is your wand a chopstick?" I ordere... / Continue →
  • February 26, 2015
    This is the Batmobile bed and furniture set ($875) made and sold by Etsy shop ShortysCreations01. It's not the most amazing Batmobile bed I can imagine (I'm imagining something with an alarm and flamethrowers to keep my little sister out of my room), but it's better than the r... / Continue →
  • February 17, 2015
    This is the felt R2-D2 purse made and sold by Etsy shop krukrustudio ($185). It measures 17-inches (~43-cm) tall and 7.5-inches (~19-cm) in diameter and is even lined with what appear to be blueprints from the Death Star. I felt(!) like that was a nice touch. Remember when ... / Continue →
  • February 9, 2015
    This is the giant Playstation controller coffee table made and sold by Etsy shop WoodCurve. It weighs about 100 pounds and costs $3,000. That's $30/pound. For reference, I just bought some sea scallops for right around $18/pound, and they were f***ing delicious. Sadly, bein... / Continue →
  • January 30, 2015
    These are the mouth and ear candles made and sold by Etsy shop uncannyartshop. They cost $18 apiece and come in 15 different scents. Sadly, burning flesh isn't one of them. The ear one kind of reminds me of Sloth from the Goonies. HEY YOU GUYS! Who else was jealous of Slot... / Continue →
  • January 28, 2015
    Remember those animal face with ears panties made by Etsy store Knickerocker? Well now they're back with these cupcake panties. They have frills and look like cupcakes and cost $45 a pair. Obviously, probably not the best choice for period panties. Just being honest. I lik... / Continue →
  • December 10, 2014
    These are the beautifully crafted soaps made by Etsy seller RockHoundSoap. Each $5.25 - $7 soap is designed to look like a specific type of geode or crystal. You know, my sophomore year in college I thought about switching my major from BIT (business information technology) t... / Continue →
  • November 25, 2014
    This is the Alien Facehugger Dog Leash made and sold by Etsy shop GCFX. It costs $150, which is a little out of my dog leash budget (I use three shoelaces tied together and a safety pin). Also, the facehugger is actually attached to a black fabric harness, which is hard to se... / Continue →
  • October 29, 2014
    This is the $500 One Ring Firepit made and sold by Etsy shop BohemianAlpDesigns. It's black, holds burning wood, and has the same inscription as the One Ring. You know what I love most about firepits? Burning things. Incriminating evidence, pictures of ex-girlfriends, the b... / Continue →