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  • July 30, 2014
    Meet Roger Ireland. Of course you're probably going to have to meet him virtually through the picture above, unless you're in Anne Arundel County Jail. As part of their 'Wanted Wednesday' posts on Facebook (think throwback Thursday, but more criminal), the Anne Arundel County... / Continue →
  • March 12, 2012
    Two-time Pokemon champion (and f***ing idiot) Ruben Puig Lecegui was recently relieved of his title after it was discovered he and part of his team dropped Digletts (read: shat) in the hallway of their hotel during the championship. I...can't say I expected anything less from ... / Continue →
  • June 17, 2011
    Fire in your hole! This is a short video of the Vancouver riots after Boston beat them in the Stanley Cup Finals. Rioting: it's not just for winning teams anymore. Anyway, Burntpeen Ohmyballs here takes a flashbang straight to the wiener. And he deserved it. You know, this... / Continue →
  • February 4, 2011
    Sad burglar is sad. Seen here looking like the sad idiot moron that he is, 25-year old stupid Cody Wilkins has been charged with a string of burglaries in Montgomery County, MD (MOCO FOR THE WIN -- GO QO COUGARS!) after leaving his cell phone charging at a house he was robbing... / Continue →
  • November 2, 2010
    An unemployed British troll who primarily attacked on Facebook has been sentenced to jail time for his harassment. No word on how trolls are treated in the clink, but I'm hoping poorly. And not just because I hate trolls, but you know the biggest goat from Three Billy Goats G... / Continue →
  • October 28, 2010
    Some moron went and tried to Yahoo Answer his way to a B- on a homework assignment but failed(!) miserably when his professor found his question posted. You can tell the kid's a a moron because 1. he has a robotic typewriter for an avatar and 2. Yahoo Answers is the worst plac... / Continue →
  • August 27, 2010
    Some moron decided it would be a good idea to attempt stealing holy gas from a church van. Only problem is, Jesus wasn't having it. BURN HEATHEN, BUUUUURN! Blake King, 24, was reported in stable condition Wednesday in Vanderbilt University Hospital's Burn Center. Evansvill... / Continue →
  • August 11, 2009
    We already saw one jackass nearly lose his job over his Facebook status, and here comes a chick that actually managed to go all the way. Congratulations -- you're an idiot moron! This is exactly why you can't be social networking friends with your coworkers. Am I right? The... / Continue →
  • January 23, 2009
    Holly Crawford is a 34-year old sadistic dog groomer that decided to pierce the ears, necks, and tails of some cats and sell them as "gothic cats" on the interwebs. After being tipped off by PETA, her home was raided and she was arrested. She defended herself saying that she ... / Continue →
  • December 17, 2008
    A Missouri State student returned to his dorm room only to find his XBox 360 had been stolen. But one of the controllers had been left, and was still picking up a signal. So, using the peripheral, the gamer was able hone in on the stolen console. Ketsenburg, who lives in Hut... / Continue →