dorks

Eff It, I'm Going As A Dork: iPhone Costumes

While The Superficial Writer has been doing his patriotic duty posting hot celebrities in their Halloween costumes, I get stuck with a bunch of goofballs dressed as...
October 31, 2008

56 Geeks Poster For Your Basement Wall

Scott Johnson, a geek, made a poster identifying 56 different types of geeks. I'm sure there are more, but it's a good start. They're available from myextralife...
December 7, 2007

Venomsnow Switchboard Is Questionable

Venomsnow Switchboards look like they were made for handicapped people. And based on that guy in the picture, I'm even more convinced. The Switchboard features two short...
November 9, 2007

Best Campaign Commercial EVER EVER

Above is the best campaign commercial ever made -- and yes, it's real. It was made last year in Rockingham County, North Carolina for a seat on...
November 7, 2007

Calculator Prevents Indecent Exposure

The Chrome Calculator Belt Buckle ($10) is almost exactly what it sounds like. The only thing they failed to mention is that it also serves as an...
November 1, 2007

I've Always Wanted A Girl With Elf Ears

Dr. Lajos Nagy, a New York plastic surgeon, has created a surgical procedure to make your ears pointy. According to the doctor, who will now be known...
October 26, 2007

iShoes Are Ridiculous(ly Freaking Dorky)

Well apparently it's "Incredibly Stupid Ways To Get Around" day here at Geekologie, and what better to celebrate than to show off these fancy iShoes (yes, they...
October 26, 2007

Star Trek Casket And Urn, For Dead Dorks

Eternal Image, a manufacturer of "brand name funerary products that celebrate the passions of life" is releasing a line of Star Trek inspired products. And if Star...
October 10, 2007

Apple Fan Pwns Microsoft Sign

An Apple fan was caught showing Bill and the rest of Microsoft what he/she thinks of the company. I use he/she because I've spent the better part...
October 4, 2007

Not Found Bumper Sticker Lacks Cool Factor

I'm perfectly happy with my "If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk" bumper sticker. But it's different strokes for different folks. Maybe...
September 25, 2007

Homemade 25mm Sniper Cannon

These kids have overprotective mothers that won't let them play with real guns, so they decided to build their own out of PVC. The gun "boasts a...
September 20, 2007