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  • July 9, 2015
    This is the Realistic Wall-Bursting Velociraptor And Claw Set made and sold by Etsy shop Imagemotor. The pieces are available as custom orders and cost around $250. It looks pretty realistic minus the torn up wall bits. Those look like pieces of styrofoam. The shop also sel... / Continue →
  • July 6, 2015
    This is the custom t-rex skeleton tricycle for sale on Craiglist in Eugene, Oregon for $2,000. It measures 12-feet long, 8.5-feet tall, and the arms move as you peddle. The head is a marionette that can turn from side to side and open and close its jaws, all controlled by wir... / Continue →
  • July 1, 2015
    This is the ~75-million year old Velociraptor claw for sale by the Astro Gallery Of Gems in New York. It measures about six-inches long in total length (including attached bone) and would look amazing hanging from my neck. But like, out the side of my neck with blood gushing ... / Continue →
  • June 30, 2015
    Note: Full-res version HERE in case you want to pretend its acid saliva is dripping on your face because you're sick and need help. This is the Xenomorph/t-rex hybrid imagined by 3D illustrator Oliver Pabilona and based on this original concept by Croatian comic book artist St... / Continue →
  • June 16, 2015
    That last electric outlet -- it's been partying. This is a video of a man trying to prepare himself a cold breakfast (cold breakfast is a fancy way of saying bowl of cereal) with his pet velociraptor. Apparently raptors are just like cats. Which actually makes perfect sense ... / Continue →
  • May 20, 2015
    This is the $19 I'm So Hungry I Could Eat A T-Rex pasta noodle measuring tool (rainbow unicorn version after the jump). The tool measures spaghetti noodles in children's, small adult, large adult, and four-person portions. I don't know about you, but whenever I cook pasta I a... / Continue →
  • July 9, 2014
    This is the $70 Sexy Dinosaur Costume available from Yandy. It's perfect for the woman who wants to look like a woman in a ridiculous shiny dinosaur costume. Now I know you probably thought I would be into this, but come on, even I've got my limits. The arm proportions are a... / Continue →
  • May 8, 2014
    This is a brief video of a giant raptor throwing the first pitch at a recent San Diego Padres game (previously: this one who sucked at throwing). Judging from the video, there were literally over a hundred people in attendance. That might be a Padres record. Hoho -- burn. ... / Continue →
  • April 25, 2014
    Meet Boomer, a new rolling robotic dinosaur toy from the makers of Zoomer, the robotic dog. I am not familiar with Zoomer. Boomer rolls around making dinosaur noises, changing his eye color, and can follow your hand and try to bite it. Apparently he can also be trained to l... / Continue →
  • March 20, 2014
    Prehistoric earth was black and white? Mindblowing! The only chicken from hell I want is in nugget form and they better be SPICY. This thing looks like a naked man crouched in a chicken costume. I outlined him for you here. See? Meet Anzu wyliei, a recently discovered spec... / Continue →