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  • October 12, 2015
    Remember the guy in the t-rex costume practicing for American Ninja Warrior? Of course you do, it was just a couple days ago. Well now from the same folks comes a lady in the costume pole dancing. It was very arousing. Could you imagine if ever strip club had at least one g... / Continue →
  • October 9, 2015
    This is a video of athlete Reko Rivera in an inflatable t-rex costume practicing obstacles for American Ninja Warrior. Obviously, a real t-rex would never make it very far on the show because of their tiny arms and poor upper body strength. I would never make it very far on t... / Continue →
  • July 9, 2015
    This is the Realistic Wall-Bursting Velociraptor And Claw Set made and sold by Etsy shop Imagemotor. The pieces are available as custom orders and cost around $250. It looks pretty realistic minus the torn up wall bits. Those look like pieces of styrofoam. The shop also sel... / Continue →
  • July 6, 2015
    This is the custom t-rex skeleton tricycle for sale on Craiglist in Eugene, Oregon for $2,000. It measures 12-feet long, 8.5-feet tall, and the arms move as you peddle. The head is a marionette that can turn from side to side and open and close its jaws, all controlled by wir... / Continue →
  • July 1, 2015
    This is the ~75-million year old Velociraptor claw for sale by the Astro Gallery Of Gems in New York. It measures about six-inches long in total length (including attached bone) and would look amazing hanging from my neck. But like, out the side of my neck with blood gushing ... / Continue →
  • June 30, 2015
    Note: Full-res version HERE in case you want to pretend its acid saliva is dripping on your face because you're sick and need help. This is the Xenomorph/t-rex hybrid imagined by 3D illustrator Oliver Pabilona and based on this original concept by Croatian comic book artist St... / Continue →
  • June 16, 2015
    That last electric outlet -- it's been partying. This is a video of a man trying to prepare himself a cold breakfast (cold breakfast is a fancy way of saying bowl of cereal) with his pet velociraptor. Apparently raptors are just like cats. Which actually makes perfect sense ... / Continue →
  • May 20, 2015
    This is the $19 I'm So Hungry I Could Eat A T-Rex pasta noodle measuring tool (rainbow unicorn version after the jump). The tool measures spaghetti noodles in children's, small adult, large adult, and four-person portions. I don't know about you, but whenever I cook pasta I a... / Continue →
  • July 9, 2014
    This is the $70 Sexy Dinosaur Costume available from Yandy. It's perfect for the woman who wants to look like a woman in a ridiculous shiny dinosaur costume. Now I know you probably thought I would be into this, but come on, even I've got my limits. The arm proportions are a... / Continue →
  • May 8, 2014
    This is a brief video of a giant raptor throwing the first pitch at a recent San Diego Padres game (previously: this one who sucked at throwing). Judging from the video, there were literally over a hundred people in attendance. That might be a Padres record. Hoho -- burn. ... / Continue →