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  • August 4, 2015
    Meet Maratus personatus, a newly discovered species of peacock spider (you know, the ones that dance to attract mates) with a handsome blue mask. Think of him as the leader of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Spiders except Splinter is a cricket and Shredder is a cockroach. But u... / Continue →
  • June 1, 2015
    This is a video of Beyonce's 'Single Ladies' set to the DuckTales opening theme. It matches surprisingly well, leading at least one blogger to speculate that somehow, somebody ripped off DuckTales. You know, I actually performed a dance routine to 'Single Ladies' at a talent... / Continue →
  • April 2, 2015
    Apparently hiring strippers is becoming popular again at funerals in rural China. Wait -- how did it ever become UNpopular? That seems like something that should be popular from the beginning, and only get more popular as time goes on. But that's just me and I can appreciate... / Continue →
  • November 25, 2014
    This is a video of Sadie Robertson from Duck Dynasty and her professional dancing partner Mark Ballas performing a Super Mario inspired routine for their freestyle performance on Dancing With The Stars (technically, Dancing With People I Had To Google). It was a real FEAST FOR... / Continue →
  • November 20, 2014
    To remind everyone that that the DVD/Blu-Ray release of the movie is just around the corner (December 9th), Disney just released this outtake from Guardians of the Galaxy in which Ronan accepts Star-Lord's challenge to a dance-off, with Gamora and Drax The Destroyer even gettin... / Continue →
  • November 13, 2014
    This is a video of a Russian girl in her unusually furnished apartment (are those drapes made out of IKEA bags?) twerking it so hard she eventually shits herself. An amateur mistake, because all the ass-shaking pros know 1) You gotta learn how to control your @$$hole before yo... / Continue →
  • November 7, 2014
    This is a video of a glob of non-Newtonian fluid dancing on a speaker in super slow motion (previously: this one not in slow-motion but with an explanation of what a non-Newtonian fluid is). At one point I'm pretty sure I saw the devil's face appear. Of course that might hav... / Continue →
  • October 17, 2014
    Portrait mode, really? With boobs that size you should know better. In what's arguably the best piece of performance art I've seen in years, this is a video of internet model Sara X making her cleavage dance to Mozart's "Eine kleine Nachtmusik". Everything about it is perfec... / Continue →
  • August 29, 2014
    This is a video of a one-legged break dancer going so hard it looks like he's about to break his other leg off. Plus he incorporates his crutches into the routine, with a solid flying dismount around 1:13. It just goes to show you, if you try hard and believe in yourself, not... / Continue →
  • August 8, 2014
    These are the $20 Jay Disco Biscuits Posable Cookie Cutters. You can snap different arms and legs onto the torso for different shaped cookies. "There's no penis attachment." That's the first thing I noticed too. They don't just work with gingerbread cookies though, they wor... / Continue →