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  • February 18, 2015
    This is Skyrocket Toys' Candy Craft Chocolate Pen, due out this fall (just in time for Christmas!) for around $30. It uses an electric motor to extrude liquid chocolate that quickly hardens into the shape of the penis you just drew. Now, before you start complaining about ho... / Continue →
  • February 18, 2015
    These are the results of new mother and Imgurian Unicornreality using a virtual makeup app on her 7-week old son, Gabriel. I'm not even sure what else to say, except I absolutely have to have that app. UPDATE: Apparently the app is Perfect365 - One-Tap Makeover, and it is m... / Continue →
  • February 17, 2015
    Remember that 1989 Batmobile iPhone 6 case from earlier this month? Well now Crazy Case is back with this Back to the Future II time traveling DeLorean iPhone 6 case. It costs $50 and has headlights that flash when you get a call. Plus the pipes in the back light-up blue. P... / Continue →
  • February 9, 2015
    In the most exciting entertainment news in the history of entertainment news, Netflix and Nintendo are working together to develop a live-action Zelda series. Obviously, I will be cast as Tingle the flamboyant map seller and aspiring forest fairy. As it seeks writers to work ... / Continue →
  • February 4, 2015
    This is a headband from Japanese designer Campanella that makes it look like a cat is riding/humping the back of your head. Obviously, it will be this spring's must-have fashion accessory. This summer's must-have fashion accessory will be jewelry that looks like realistic can... / Continue →
  • January 22, 2015
    Because what better way of speeding up the process of proving to your partner you'll still love them even if they're fat and ugly, OREO has announced a limited edition Red Velvet cookie in time for Valentine's Day. The cookies hit shelves February 2nd for an undisclosed amount... / Continue →
  • January 9, 2015
    To get people excited about outerspace, this is a small series of travel posters designed by NASA, advertising nearby (nearby being relative) earth-like planets that have the potential for liquid water on their surfaces. Obviously, I would vacation on any one of these, even wi... / Continue →
  • January 6, 2015
    This is a video of a guy blasting one of those 5-pound gummi bears with a .22 rifle, then a 12-gauge shotgun slug, then he freezes the bear in liquid nitrogen and blasts it again with the shotgun. The results were very satisfying. Like a really good bite of dessert. But with... / Continue →
  • January 3, 2015
    This is a video of Howe and Howe's Minirip all terrain vehicle. My God, what I wouldn't give to run over a pile of my enemies with that thing. The looks on their faces when they see me coming, now that -- that's the sort of thing I daydream about. Also, that I'm tiny and swi... / Continue →
  • December 29, 2014
    This is the first peek at one of the official Jurassic World LEGO sets coming out. I like the little mosquito in amber piece, that was a nice touch. As you can probably imagine, I will own this set. I will own it so hard. Plus jam a handful of those velociraptors up my keis... / Continue →