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  • March 23, 2015
    The XM42 is allegedly the world's first commercially available handheld flamethrower. Is that true? No clue, I've never been in the market for a flamethrower before. Jk jk, I have never NOT been in the market for a flamethrower. I have dozens. I basically sleep on a pile o... / Continue →
  • March 19, 2015
    Ground Control is an imperial stout brewed by the Ninkasi Brewing Company in Oregon with yeast they sent into space. Cool, but I'm not a bigimperial stout fan. I like the beer that tastes like liquor. Actually, I just like liquor. Liquor? But I barely even know her! If yo... / Continue →
  • March 17, 2015
    This is the trailer for the upcoming Jurassic Park/Jurassic World crossover game coming out this June alongside the new Jurassic World film. The game will span all four movies in the Jurassic franchise, including the incredibly shitty third one. Is there a "Clever girl," scen... / Continue →
  • February 18, 2015
    This is Skyrocket Toys' Candy Craft Chocolate Pen, due out this fall (just in time for Christmas!) for around $30. It uses an electric motor to extrude liquid chocolate that quickly hardens into the shape of the penis you just drew. Now, before you start complaining about ho... / Continue →
  • February 18, 2015
    These are the results of new mother and Imgurian Unicornreality using a virtual makeup app on her 7-week old son, Gabriel. I'm not even sure what else to say, except I absolutely have to have that app. UPDATE: Apparently the app is Perfect365 - One-Tap Makeover, and it is m... / Continue →
  • February 17, 2015
    Remember that 1989 Batmobile iPhone 6 case from earlier this month? Well now Crazy Case is back with this Back to the Future II time traveling DeLorean iPhone 6 case. It costs $50 and has headlights that flash when you get a call. Plus the pipes in the back light-up blue. P... / Continue →
  • February 9, 2015
    In the most exciting entertainment news in the history of entertainment news, Netflix and Nintendo are working together to develop a live-action Zelda series. Obviously, I will be cast as Tingle the flamboyant map seller and aspiring forest fairy. As it seeks writers to work ... / Continue →
  • February 4, 2015
    This is a headband from Japanese designer Campanella that makes it look like a cat is riding/humping the back of your head. Obviously, it will be this spring's must-have fashion accessory. This summer's must-have fashion accessory will be jewelry that looks like realistic can... / Continue →
  • January 22, 2015
    Because what better way of speeding up the process of proving to your partner you'll still love them even if they're fat and ugly, OREO has announced a limited edition Red Velvet cookie in time for Valentine's Day. The cookies hit shelves February 2nd for an undisclosed amount... / Continue →
  • January 9, 2015
    To get people excited about outerspace, this is a small series of travel posters designed by NASA, advertising nearby (nearby being relative) earth-like planets that have the potential for liquid water on their surfaces. Obviously, I would vacation on any one of these, even wi... / Continue →